'Private' Investigators At Your Service.......

Started by Syren21 pages

Steady there, it was only one conclusion, regarding that gorgeous facial dent you have eyes

I'm on it once again detective

Originally posted by Syren
Steady there, it was only one conclusion, regarding that gorgeous facial dent you have eyes

I'm on it once again detective

Very good detective. 😉

Motive for the murder of the unfortunate girl; Luis Vuitton and his squealing Gucci piglets. Now Mr Vuitton becomes extremely agitated if anyone touches his piggies as they are his pride and joy, his only reminder of the days when he had Gucci completely under his thumb. And in his bed. But! The piggies were stolen, nobody has seen a single sign of them since that fateful night. And Vuitton is enraged...

The murder itself; A gun was fired, but the young woman died not of her wounds, but poisoning from the bullet itself. It was coated in pig blood, but not just any pig blood, no... Gucci pig blood. This can only mean one thing; Vuitton was not involved. He would never have coated his bullets in blood from his beloved piglets, for this would involve harming them and he could never do such a thing. Vuitton is exempt, no longer a suspect. Rev. Makeshi could not have been the culprit, but not because of his link to the Lord... simply because the bullet was meant for him. So how could he have shot it?

To be continued...

Originally posted by Syren
Motive for the murder of the unfortunate girl; Luis Vuitton and his squealing Gucci piglets. Nw Mr Vuitton becomes extremely agitated if anyone touches his piggies as they are his pride and joy, his only reminder of the days when he had Gucci completely under his thumb. And in his bed. But! The piggies were stolen, nobody has seen a single sign of them since that fateful night. And Vuitton is enraged...

The murder itself; A gun was fired, but the young woman died not of her wounds, but poisoning from the bullet itself. It as coated in pig blood, but not just any pig blood, no... Gucci pig blood. This can only mean one thing; Vuitton was not involved. He would never have coated his bullets in blood from his beloved piglets, for this would involve harming them and he could never do such a thing. Vuitton is exempt, no longer a suspect. Rev. Makeshi could not have been the culprit, but not because of his link to the Lord... simply because the bullet was meant for him. So how could he have shot it?

To be continued...

Excellent snooping...✅

Consequences of the gunshot; The girl, she drove into the path of the bullet in her fancy-but-hardly-safe little Punto. The car itself provided no protection at all against the pig-blood-bullet and she was hit. In the left earlobe. She died... as we already said, from poisoning.

Next substantial piece of evidence;

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
*shoots Reverend Makashi*
Originally posted by leana marie
*dives into the way of bullet*

Conclusive in itself. And she spelled 'drive' wrong... not my problem. Take it up with your attorney eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Consequences of the gunshot; The girl, she drove into the path of the bullet in her fancy-but-hardly-safe little Punto. The car itself provided no protection at all against the pig-blood-bullet and she was hit. In the left earlobe. She died... as we already said, from poisoning.

Next substantial piece of evidence;

Conclusive in itself. And she spelled 'drive' wrong... not my problem. Take it up with your attorney eyes

My attorney is willing to accept this evidence...

I have a question:

Why did I keep dropping and spilling things at work today? 😖

Investigate please and I will reward you handsomely 😊

Because you've been staying out late with all of the people you've been warned are bad for your health. Such as that skank hoe Syren and all of her Infamous urchins.

Get an early night, ignore the dirty stop outs when they laugh at your responsible attitute and know, deep in your heart, that you'll never have to humiliate yourself by dropping things and being a clumsy young chick ever again eyes

But detective, how does Inspectah Deck fit into all of this?😬

He's nothing but a figment of your perverted imagination young man nono Go get yourself laid.

Originally posted by Syren
He's nothing but a figment of your perverted imagination young man nono Go get yourself laid.

Then who fired the gun?

Inspectah Deck, of course. Haven't you been listening? And this is costing you so much money it's hilarious 😄

Originally posted by Syren
Inspectah Deck, of course. Haven't you been listening? And this is costing you so much money it's hilarious 😄

I'm filthy rich. 😛

So am I, after that monumental effort 😂

Originally posted by BackFire
You can investigate my privates any time.

Holy shit I'm witty.


Despite all morals, I find that funny.

Screw morals... it's BackFire 😆

😄😄

eyes You're so damn nasty, you know that?

lol, I said that like, months ago, didn't I? I can't believe someone dug it up?

It was aaaages ago.. and if anyone's gonna find some random post everyone else has forgotten it's gonna be D 🙄

Hey, BF, on another note, did you ever join my forum? 😱