'Private' Investigators At Your Service.......

Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.

Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.

We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.

So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.

We are Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab

Originally posted by English Moosette
Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.

Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.

We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.

So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.

We are Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab

😆 Too much!

You'd be soooo sexy as a PI - IF YOU WEREN'T A GUY GODDAMNIT! 😠

Originally posted by English Moosette
Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.

Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.

We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.

So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.

We are Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab

😱 i have a work for you!!!!

what's raz's real name!??!?!?!?!?!??! 😱 cry

diva Glad you appreciate.

I borrowed Texxy's Team for the latest investigation, meet Larry, Barry, Harry, Garry and Theodore;

red_indian sailor police 🤺 wheelchair

Theo's standing in for Kalvin.....

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
😆 Too much!

You'd be soooo sexy as a PI - IF YOU WEREN'T A GUY GODDAMNIT! 😠

angel_not you're not taking job from me? cry

He's the Office Mascot moose

Raz's real name? Be right back.....

great dev

I have initiated the proceedings. Give me 24 hours.

Originally posted by English Moosette
He's the Office Mascot moose

Our everything boy naughty Shit, that sounds so gay now I'm me again 😕

Originally posted by English Moosette
I have initiated the proceedings. Give me 24 hours.

😑 hysterical2 🤨

You'll be sitting there a long time. 24 hours is 24 hours whichever part of the world you're from 😉

*keeps on waiting* doesn't matter 😊

Originally posted by shellie
do you have a case for us or are you just standing there with your sexy self for your health

fish

Originally posted by English Moosette
fish

I think I still want you.... 😍

😑 I think I did a number on you, never knew I could play a chick so well.....