How would you like to die?

Started by Makedde13 pages

I want to die peacefully, and with dignity.

I just want to die a happy and fulfilled man, regardless of the pain that might come with the dying. I want to look the reaper in the eyes and tell him to do his best because that was what I did in my life (and it would be cool if I could plant the last spasm of my foot between death's legs).
All I have to do is make up to the pretensions above and my death will be a blast!

I'll die a happy man when we win the 100 years war...

Re: How do you want to die?

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

Well since we aren't in the Middle Ages I can't choose dieing heroically LOTR style in the keep of some great castle I'm defending................. I'll go with a peaceful death.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I just want to die a happy and fulfilled man, regardless of the pain that might come with the dying. I want to look the reaper in the eyes and tell him to do his best because that was what I did in my life (and it would be cool if I could plant the last spasm of my foot between death's legs).
All I have to do is make up to the pretensions above and my death will be a blast!

That's a pretty awesome way to think about death. I may have to re-think my former preference.

Another cool one would be strapping a bomb to yourself, and then exploding, killing others in the process.

Originally posted by ChakraStrings
Another cool one would be strapping a bomb to yourself, and then exploding, killing others in the process.

Lol.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

😂 you always crack me up and I'd prefer to pass away in my sleep.

And you can't forget the classics. An anvil appearing out of no where above your head, crushing your skull.

Here's another one:

I would like to get caught in some third world country stealing oil and then be bound by my pinky toes and dangled in the air before being lowered in pot of acid.

Another one:

Stepping on a mine.

Another one:

Eating a iPod

MORE:
Getting beat to death with a plastic shovel, choking on a pool noodle, impaling myself on a picket fence while eating, getting killed by "The Birds", getting eaten by rabid wolves and various gerbils, getting your neck broken by a window (when it closes), getting pens stuck into your esphogus, getting run over by Tiny Tim on a Harley, getting your toes cut off, then your legs, arms, and shoulders, then someone pecks your eyes out, then eats you.

And the worst one of all:
Listening to Glen Miller, while being tied to a chair for TEN HOURS STRAIGHT.

Thats all for now.

😑

Originally posted by ChakraStrings
And the worst one of all:
Listening to Glen Miller, while being tied to a chair for TEN HOURS STRAIGHT.

Glenn Miller is awesome. Maybe not for ten hours straight but still.

Death smiles upon all of us, to be able to smile back at death when it comes is all that matters

Struck by a lightning bolt.

How do you want to die?

Laughing

I would wanna get killed quick and paneless or die normally as in old age

Die during surgery....I'd be unconscious......so I'm still ok with that.

Originally posted by Great Vengeance
[B]How do you want to die?

Laughing [/B]

That's the spirit!

I'd ride a nuke down into some country - Strangelove style.

whilst having sex, a heart attack maybe.