How would you like to die?

eating a turkey sandwich in a 60 room mansion when a short bus crashes through a wall, killing me. Then the driver gets out and realizes they aren't at the special olympics.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I want to have Alzheimer's so I won't understand.... 🍺

Alzeimers is a terrible disease, and painful. 🙁

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat

How do you wish to die?

how old are you^^^^^?

Originally posted by Makedde
Alzeimers is a terrible disease, and painful. 🙁

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
how old are you^^^^^?

😆 He's actually 23!

Originally posted by soleran30
crucification!

Or in a fight with Chuck Norris broken down old man!

lmao, Chuck Norris would dropkick you in the face.

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anyhow.
I think strapping bombs to yourself and blowing up (like I said before)
or jumping off the top of the statue of liberty!

I don´t, sort of hopping armageddon will happen before I die, and after surviving that nightmare sort of hoping God will give me another chance.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
how old are you^^^^^?

oh so youre not a big fan of the ladies i see...thats cool too 😉

There are Many "Death Threads" but none like this one (plus I searched)

What is your most absolute way you want to go out? Your Grandest, death, your death, make it count, With What "bang" to you want to go out with?

Example:

This is how my Most Grand Death would be like:

(Riding An Atomic bomb)

id like to die in my sleep, i want the least amount of pain

I'd probably want to die from a bullet.

After I charge up and break the shooter's neck.

Originally posted by debbiejo
But I won't care or even know I'm dying if I think I'm a plant...

So many possible funny answers to this post leads me to the belief Bebbie does it on purpose. 🙂

I was talking about Alzheimer's............ 🙄..........lol 😉

Originally posted by debbiejo
I was talking about Alzheimer's............ 🙄..........lol

You think you're a plant but then you forget you are? You have to be a plant no one who isn't a bot could come up with your comedy gems bebbie!

😂

And??????? How do you know it's not possible.........

Going the way of a legend like Bon Scott is the only way.

Peacefully, and with dignity.

I would like to die from old age in a bed surrounded by people that I know and right before I die I would say, “I’m fuc*en tired” this way they wont know if I went to sleep or died. 😈 that or getting squashed by a giant pirate ship from pre-columbus time...its all good.

I want to be shot by a Russian Sniper from a huge distance,during WWIII