How would you like to die?

Started by Syren13 pages

I don't want to be alone and I'd rather not be in any pain.

Something that would look humorous on the front page of a newspaper...

"World Famous Psychologist found dead in tumble drier. Police Baffled"

"Mr. X found dead at poultry farm. Police suspect fowl play"

"Such and Such life ends after trying to live forever or die trying"

"Dr. Whoever slain by Neo-Nazi gang During Screening of "The History of Violence" - Subheadline "Witnesses claim he was heard asking "Where's your fuhrer now?"

Or maybe doing something really noble, a glorious death!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is being screwed to death by 20 female fitness models an option?

I could settle with that. 🙂

Originally posted by Da preacher
I could settle with that. 🙂
mee 2.

I would like to have a painless outer-body experience, where I never return.

With no regrets.

After saving the world from a giant terrorist controlled meteor heading for America.

I want to freeze to death. Ill be all blue and grey, how lovely!

Actually I heard freezing isn't that bad after you get over the shivers, and after a little burning sensation....you just go to sleep.

I just don't want to drown or burn to death......Nooooo

Get diabetes and overdose on chocolate.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Get diabetes and overdose on chocolate.

😆

I'd probably want to die of exhaustion after a long period of passionate sex.

I'd want to pass away peacefully, without pain, surrounded by loved ones. Sorry if it sounds boring, but who wants to drown, or burn alive?

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I'd want to pass away peacefully, without pain, surrounded by loved ones. Sorry if it sounds boring, but who wants to drown, or burn alive?

The freaks do.

Now that you get me thinking, yes, my ideal death would be to sacrifice myself for someone I cared about (taking a bullet possibly) and having them hold my hand as I left.

i would like to die in such a way that would leave my body to be found naked covered in green jello, half my head shaven, riddled with ominous tattoo's, a dildo stuffed in my ass, a mouth full of marbles, a handful of pokemon trading cards, wearing a multi colored propellor hat in a ditch.

I would like this to happen, but my life isnt that interesting

That's a little too interesting, Remorse...

Originally posted by DarkC
Now that you get me thinking, yes, my ideal death would be to sacrifice myself for someone I cared about (taking a bullet possibly) and having them hold my hand as I left.

Make them feel guilty about it, too! 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
😆

I'd probably want to die of exhaustion after a long period of passionate sex.

flirt

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
i would like to die in such a way that would leave my body to be found naked covered in green jello, half my head shaven, riddled with ominous tattoo's, a dildo stuffed in my ass, a mouth full of marbles, a handful of pokemon trading cards, wearing a multi colored propellor hat in a ditch.

I would like this to happen, but my life isnt that interesting

Well, you and I could become friends. shrug

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Make them feel guilty about it, too! 😂

I wouldn't do that. 😂

If it was a girl I'd ask for them to just hold my hand and lean down so that I could see their eyes.

A guy, well.."..just kneel down here beside me, man."

Originally posted by SelphieT
flirt

Well, you and I could become friends. shrug


😖hifty:

Originally posted by SelphieT
flirt

Well, you and I could become friends. shrug

do you like led zeppelin ?

I do.

How would I like to die? Having sex. Climbing the stairway to Heaven. 😎