Something that would look humorous on the front page of a newspaper...
"World Famous Psychologist found dead in tumble drier. Police Baffled"
"Mr. X found dead at poultry farm. Police suspect fowl play"
"Such and Such life ends after trying to live forever or die trying"
"Dr. Whoever slain by Neo-Nazi gang During Screening of "The History of Violence" - Subheadline "Witnesses claim he was heard asking "Where's your fuhrer now?"
Or maybe doing something really noble, a glorious death!
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I'd want to pass away peacefully, without pain, surrounded by loved ones. Sorry if it sounds boring, but who wants to drown, or burn alive?
Now that you get me thinking, yes, my ideal death would be to sacrifice myself for someone I cared about (taking a bullet possibly) and having them hold my hand as I left.
i would like to die in such a way that would leave my body to be found naked covered in green jello, half my head shaven, riddled with ominous tattoo's, a dildo stuffed in my ass, a mouth full of marbles, a handful of pokemon trading cards, wearing a multi colored propellor hat in a ditch.
I would like this to happen, but my life isnt that interesting
Originally posted by DarkC
😆I'd probably want to die of exhaustion after a long period of passionate sex.
flirt
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
i would like to die in such a way that would leave my body to be found naked covered in green jello, half my head shaven, riddled with ominous tattoo's, a dildo stuffed in my ass, a mouth full of marbles, a handful of pokemon trading cards, wearing a multi colored propellor hat in a ditch.I would like this to happen, but my life isnt that interesting
Well, you and I could become friends. shrug
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Make them feel guilty about it, too! 😂
If it was a girl I'd ask for them to just hold my hand and lean down so that I could see their eyes.
A guy, well.."..just kneel down here beside me, man."
Originally posted by SelphieT
flirtWell, you and I could become friends. shrug