Hee hee, you should have been on here last night, I was wasted too. I heard a couple of good jokes last night....
What do you call a French man in sandles?
Phillipe Floppe
And the other....
Bin Laden and his mate are riding through the desert on a camel. When they get where they're going to Bin Laden jumps off the camel, goes straight round the back and lifts the camels tail and starts looking around. "What are you looking for?", asks his mate, "Oh nothing", replies Laden, "when those fellas went past us a couple of miles back the one said 'look at those two arseholes on that camel'."
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ow goody! a joke thread!
An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese get with their last strenght on an island...
After a quick rest the American said
"I was in the military for 30 years, I know how to keep everyone alive here. So it's only logical that I am in control of all!
I supply the wood, you Frenchman, take care of the food and you little Chinese, you take care of the supplies"
They all agreed and went their way.
After a while the American and the Frenchman came back to the rendez-vouspoint.
The Chinese was no-where in sight...
They deceided to search the island but they didn't found him...
After a few hours they searched the woods in an attempt to locate the animal that killed him, because that much was clear now...
While walking in the forest they heared something behind them, they turned around quickly but nothing was there...
They turned around again to continue their search when suddenly the Chinese jumped in front of them and yelled
"SUPPLIES!!!!"
Ok a guy has been drinking all night in the bar and the barman finally tells him it's time for him to go home. He goes to get up and falls against the bar onto the floor. "Can I give you a hand?" says the barman. "No it's OK I am sure I can make it on my own thanks!" He tries to get to his feet again but keeps falling on the floor so he decides to quit whilst he is ahead and just crawl to the door. He only lives down the road so he crawls all the way home, and collapses on his bed.
The next morning he is wakes up fully dressed with his wife standing over him. "You were at the pub all night again weren't you!" says his wife.
"No" he replies
"Don't lie to me"
"No really I wasn't"
His wife raises one eyebrow "Funny that because the landlord just called. He says you left your wheelchair there again!" 馃槀