I don't think finti liked it. 馃槀
How about this one:
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school
>>and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He
>>must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
>>
>>1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
>>2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>>3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
>> somebody get that catacomb.
>>4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
>>5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
>>6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
>>they
>>gonna send me back to the joint.
>>7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
>>8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
>> He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
>>9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
>>10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
>>me to the pool hall.
>>11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
>>12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
>> on stain for dinner?"
>>13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify."
>>14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.