BATMAN RPG-Another Restart!

~ Mr. J as in joker~harley walked up the joker."HI Mr. J, whats going on"

Hey guys, i need to hit the perverbial hay. Talk to yall later. For those of you who would like a new smilie, here is one i just made.

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~ Whatdose every one know who Harley is~

Originally posted by feralboy
~ Whatdose every one know who Harley is~

Jokers girl of course.

Well anyways . lets get on with the game.

" oh kill the bat oh do-da-day lets have some fun".Harley sang as she hopped around Joker.

Plasic lips suck

Robin parks his Red Bird in a key location, goes to his costume chamber, and changes back to "mild mannered" Tim Drake. "Hey Bruce, you asleep."

Bruce was working on some papers. "No... Im trying to figure something out! First we need a anti poison for Poison Ivys poison..." said Bruce. He took out the plastic lipstick he used against POison Ivy, there was poison on it. Bruce slid it into some kind of device.

Went to were the Riddler is *Hey Riddler, batman escaped on me* said poison ivy. What shall we do?

"I'll be seeing ya later, dude." said Tim as he went towars the exit of the Batcave. "Oh, I forgot to mention, Veronica called, she wants to know if you're avalible tomorrow." He then exited the Batcave and went to the kitchen.

The Joker look out the window, looking at his watch and thinking, its almost Christmas, laugh the Joker, I give them a Christmas Gotham will never forget. said the Joker as he went to his work desk for some plans,

I have a Christmas party that will put the whole town on fire, Ha Ha Ha.

"can i help MR. J ." harly said in a baby voice

Sure tootsey poo, Laugh the Joker, You will be my helpfull little elf, As the Joker took out a sexy elf suit for Harlily. And of couse I dress up like Santa laugh the Joker. And hench men(I guessing about 12)

You will be elfs too. This is the time to hand out gifes for the little boys and girls. Presents, "Here pudding catch" as the Joker thown a present to Harlily , but be careful it could go off any time lol. The Joker had a sack full of presents full of gifes of doom and gloom,

I cant wait to give these out, As soon as they open the presents, They will all be laughing. Ha Ha Ha.

*gets back into normal clothing. Is now know as Pamela*

*goes to the garden center* Look at all these wonderful, and pretty plants. if only I would have the whole city covered in them.

"Ya! I can't wait to see the look on batsy face"Harlily said as she powder her face.

*wonders if she will find any neat guys here* If only there was a guy who was into gardens, and was not gay.

Oh my dear Pamela "Called Edward from his basement lab under the garden where Poison Ivy was working". I think its about time we took the following steps to make sure the duo will not be able to beat us.
"Edward, placing on his Riddler mask, picks up a small phone shaped like a smile and punches the smile. It only takes a moment and Riddler begins to speak." Well well, never thought you would hear from me again. Yes yes I know this is a private line. We have Clay Face just as soon as we can get some ingredients. No no not those. The ones below those. Yes yes, marvelous. Bring them here and we can fix up our friend so we can take care of our belfries. "Hangs up the phone"
I just inlisted the help of the Joker my dear. Seems he has some gifts to give and some ingredients we need to clean up a deal with Clay Face. We will fix Gotham and will never have to worry about Batman ever again.

Jingel bells Jingel Bells Jingel all the way as the Joker and he goon portoll walk down the streets in gotham, Handed out presents to kids as they past.

No one knew it was the Joker, as he was not in his purple suit, but was wearing red, with a beard that cover his face, Yes he was dress like Santa. And his cute sexy elf was at his heels.

Quin my dear be nice and hand that gift to that little girl over there. Rember childen, dont open until Chrismas. said the Joker. (Trying not to laugh.)
As the goons keep handed out gifts of doom to the childen, The childen could not wait to see Santa.

Ho Ho Ho said "Santa"

'I don't want no "present", Santa.' the little girl said. 'I want Bruce Wayne.' The girl's skin started oozing until she grew to seven feet tall. 'You know, I wasn't able to complete my deal with The Riddler, but I've realised I don't really need to, coz he already told me the cure for my condition is in the Wayne Manor. Right now I'm sick of deals. I find threats work much better. So, Clown Prince of Crime, either you use your hilarious little explosives to get me into the manor, or I turn you and your little girlfriend into a brick wall.'

ClayFace, Clayface, your ruining the act, I help you later, I want to do my Christmas crime, your messing up the show. laugh the Joker. And Clayface, if you try to turn me into a brink wall, I will nuke the place, You, ME, the neighbor hood block will go Sky high. Ha Ha Ha.