*grabs Harley Quinn and holds her upside down 30 feet above busy traffic*
'DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH JOKER. I may have a head of clay but no one can fit a nuclear warhead in their pocket. So do what I say or you'll have no helper elf... Wait a minute'
*sees the ingredients Joker is carrying*
'You've got some of the ingredients right here!'
*lets go of Harley above the traffic and lets her fall*
'Now the only ingredients I need belong to Poison Ivy!' *heads in the direction of her lab*
A card hits CLay face in the shoulder, Give it back Clayface. And war head,s bombs lol The Joker.
I will blow up this neighborhood, a Nuke could take a city, But one of my bombs could take a block. Said the Joker, The Joker than took out a bomb, mmm, maybe 10 seconds would do as the Joker set the time, He Ran up to Clayface, and jump on him, like riding cowboy. The Joker was laughing the whole time.
Originally posted by justjakk
Oh my dear Pamela "Called Edward from his basement lab under the garden where Poison Ivy was working". I think its about time we took the following steps to make sure the duo will not be able to beat us.
"Edward, placing on his Riddler mask, picks up a small phone shaped like a smile and punches the smile. It only takes a moment and Riddler begins to speak." Well well, never thought you would hear from me again. Yes yes I know this is a private line. We have Clay Face just as soon as we can get some ingredients. No no not those. The ones below those. Yes yes, marvelous. Bring them here and we can fix up our friend so we can take care of our belfries. "Hangs up the phone"
I just inlisted the help of the Joker my dear. Seems he has some gifts to give and some ingredients we need to clean up a deal with Clay Face. We will fix Gotham and will never have to worry about Batman ever again.
Can't wait to see what the Joker is giving us. I bet we will get him this time. What shall we do once we catch him? said Pamela
Ha' you ozzing freak."screamed harley. as Harley fell she put springs on her shoes next thing clay face sees is a big hammer hiting him in the face."take that! i got a lil gift for you clay". a clown about 200lbs & 6 feet 1 came out of nowhere with an missiel luancher.
~ sorry for my spelling it's not the best in the world~
"Alfred, do you ever wake up realizing that your entire life has changed forever?" asked Tim as he drank some milk. "Why, no sir." replied Alfred. "I thought so." said Tim with a smile. "Master Bruce might need your help with his experiments, sir." "Ok Alfred as he finished his milk but noticed something on tv. It was the news(Alfred loves the news) but it had a huge fight going on. "Oh my word!" yelled Alfred. Tim then ran to the batcave enterance. "Bruce! Clayface and Joker are on tv!" yelled Tim as he ran to his side.
Happy you say? HAPPY YOU SAY??!!!! I'M FURIOUS!!!!!!!!! Ok, now that i got that out of my system. I wonder where the big bad bat and his bird-brained comrade is. Clayface is too much of a playdough brained bufoon ro understand that is he doesn't destroy Batman in his Gelatinous form, he won't have a chance when he becomes one solid non-gelatinous man. I needed him and Joker in order to take out Batman and Robin. Now, it looks like i have to take matters in my own hands.
"Pulls two head bands out of his pockets and places them on the heads of two over shadowed figures."
HAAAAH HAAAAAH HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
"Out from the shadows walk Commishioner Gordon wearing a muscle-enhancing suit, and Dick Grayson (also known as Nightwing) wearing the same type suit"
This will keep you from changing sides, my new found friends.
"Riddle places bullet-proof helmets on them on the suits and clamps them in place."
And this is a safety trigger that is built into the suits. If Batman, Robin, of anyone tries to mess with these helmets, you wil no longer have heads. The reason is, there are small nanites built into the masks. If they are triggered, they will explode. Only i can unlock them. Now, wear my headbands with pride. (The same mind controling headbands he used befor, but with a added bonus that wont be posted here)
Now, kill me a Bat and a Bird.