Attention! Emergency!!

Originally posted by Baylin
Nah I came out of your closet ages ago, Moose is still a little nervous though...

I....you....jawdrop

Bastard. 😂

😂

I laugh at everythingHAHAHA!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I....you....jawdrop

Bastard. 😂

Guilty as charged! 😂

(Wahoo this the third time I made you speechless!)

Originally posted by Baylin
Guilty as charged! 😂

(Wahoo this the third time I made you speechless!)

It's quite the feat. I'm never speechless. Except that time I swalloed a vial of novacaine...but we won't go there....bad karma.

😆

🤨

Its -17 fecking degrees here, and my ass, large as it is, is turning blue...please, for the love of GOD, find my pants.

*Goes to Moosemart, heads back to the big & tall section and picks up a pair of pants, heads to the checkout and pays for them, goes up to this moose and sews the damn pants to his fur*

Now all better?

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
*Goes to Moosemart, heads back to the big & tall section and picks up a pair of pants, heads to the checkout and pays for them, goes up to this moose and sews the damn pants to his fur*

Now all better?

OWWWWWWWWWW!

I have a sensitive buttocks.

But thank you.... 😍

<------------highly suspects someone thinks Im going to kiss his buttocks

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
<------------highly suspects someone thinks Im going to kiss his buttocks

😂 😂
OMG...I soooo did not mean it to seem that way.

Too bad cause I would have............BUT the moment has gone...... 😛

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Too bad cause I would have............BUT the moment has gone...... 😛

Curses! Why do I always choose the noble approach?

*slaps his head repeatedly*

Stop! Being! A! Gentleman!

I love when people open the door for me

mkes me feel like a queen 🙂

*holds door for Randi*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Curses! Why do I always choose the noble approach?

*slaps his head repeatedly*

Stop! Being! A! Gentleman!

*slowly pins hands to sides and says softly*

Gentleman suits you sweetie.... hush now 🙄

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Its -17 fecking degrees here, and my ass, large as it is, is turning blue...please, for the love of GOD, find my pants.

I'm telling you, I don't know where they are.....

Originally posted by English Moosette
*slowly pins hands to sides and says softly*

Gentleman suits you sweetie.... hush now 🙄

*breathing heavilly, but calms down*

Only for you...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*breathing heavilly, but calms down*

Only for you...

Breathing heavily eh?

😖hifty:

*punches Scott's arm and runs like the wind*

Originally posted by English Moosette
Breathing heavily eh?

😖hifty:

*punches Scott's arm and runs like the wind*

*brusies easilly, regains senses and runs after her* 😠