The worst pick-up lines

What are the worst pick-up lines a guy/girl has ever said to you?

"Hello"

When I was at school another boy had a crush on me 😘 He said that I made him wake up sweating in the middle of the night! 😱

Something to tell the grandchildren

^really...that's...interesting....*cracks up*

You would have thought he would have been less overt about his homosexuality given the rampant homophobia prevalent.

"Your parents must be retards you are so special!"

A classic.

🤨

I went around using really bad pick up lines on purpose once. The one I really remember was I squatted by a girl (eating an apple) who was sitting in a group of her friends and I whispered in her ear, "If you were a booger, I'd pick you." She instantly just started laughing uncontrollably. 😆

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....that if funny and disturbing

This is disgusting.....

DUDE (to girl) Will you help me move something, just 8 inches please?

GIRL Sure, what?

DUDE Oh, about 10cc of semen??!!

There were these like 7th graders in dominicks at like 10 oclock at night and we are sophmores and we were messing with them and i went up to one that weighed no more then like 60 pounds and said Hey Hey Hey is your daddy a terroist cause UR DA BOMB 😛

Yep, that's pretty bad ✅

"Hi, I couldn't help you noticing me."

But funny my friend cried for 2 minutes after I said it cause we were in a group of like 12 and they had no idea what i went to do and the girls were close to my group and i walk up with my muscle shirt on standing at 5 foot 10 and the girls were about 6 foot 1 or so 😂 so funny

I lost you during that last point 🙂

I guess he was....Kruffing.............. 😄

😄 Kruffing! ✅

*storing for further use* "Hey baby, wanna Kruff??!!" 💃

😂 i can see the wide-eyed stare now