The worst pick-up lines

"whats happening hotstuff?" classic 😄

I don't know about worst but ages ago, I says to this chick at work
'Hey, has anyone ever told you you are REALLY pretty'?
and she says 'No' (as they do)...

..and she and I have been married 12 years now!

Be careful kids!!

Well...that was awfully straightforward. 😂 talk about humble beginnings! 😄

i dont talk to alot of people

What you do is use your index finger to indicate to the girl to approach you, then say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

My personal favourate:

"those clothes look really good on you, but they would look SO much better on my bedroom floor"

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Aaaaaargh pirate

Originally posted by eleveninches
My personal favourate:

"those clothes look really good on you, but they would look SO much better on my bedroom floor"

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

/\ I thought it was quite a good line. quite funny actually

What you do to pick up a girl who has a reasonavle amount of experiance is to use reverse psychology.

You talk to one of your mates, but make sure that you are close enough to the girl, and talk loudly enough that she will only just be able to overhear you.

You then say to your mate "You know, I've never yet slept with a woman who has really managed to satisfy me" (or something like that)

The girl then thinks to herself "you know, I bet I could manage to really satisfy him", and she then goes and makes the effort to pick you up.

How about :<<"Well I don't know about you, but I'm getting like Pinocchio here.">>

"have we met somewhere before. You look so familiar"

How about; "do you enjoy having your toes broken? That's the only way you'll satisfy me."

"your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night"

A lady friend and I decided the worst line is "Hey, wanna go for a pizza and a blowjob? Well, if you don't like pizza, how about the blowjob?"

Alright, today my friend and I were out when we happened to hear some of the worst pick up lines!I wouldnt even consider them pick up lines... 1 was...I like the color of the balloon your holding(winks 😉 ),leaves 4 about 5 secs then comes back to say...I was just kidding what I meant was I like the color of you...then he says,no I meant I like u, youre pretty can I get your balloon and number.What the hell/I cant even say the rest of them.What happened to pick up lines or even normal ones?One more thing you cant use this pick up line if youve seen he person 4 the 1st time...Since the first day i saw u, i feel in love with you will you marry me or at least give me your #.??? 😕 🙁

I dont do Pickup lines. I just slap a pretty girl's butt. Then a friendship is made.

How sweet! A slap on the ass, Hey if it works 4 u then go 4 it! 😍 😄

Originally posted by roguegirl15
Alright, today my friend and I were out when we happened to hear some of the worst pick up lines!I wouldnt even consider them pick up lines... 1 was...I like the color of the balloon your holding(winks 😉 ),leaves 4 about 5 secs then comes back to say...I was just kidding what I meant was I like the color of you...then he says,no I meant I like u, youre pretty can I get your balloon and number.What the hell/I cant even say the rest of them.What happened to pick up lines or even normal ones?One more thing you cant use this pick up line if youve seen he person 4 the 1st time...Since the first day i saw u, i feel in love with you will you marry me or at least give me your #.??? 😕 🙁

What the fu*k is with u saying sh*t about my threads 😒! Im doing the thread thing the right way! 🤪