Favourate George Bush quotes

Started by Imperial_Samura10 pages

Yes, I guess Bush makes enough funny, senseless quotes without him stealing other peoples.

More from dubyaspeak.com:

Now, one of the important aspects of my vision is that this is not automatic citizenship. The American people must understand that. That if somebody who is here working wants to be a citizen, they can get in line like those who have been here legally and have been working to become a citizenship in a legal manner.
-- Although the White House purged the "ship" portion of "citizenship" in the official transcript, they neglected to alter the audio, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2004

Listen to the audio here.

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Side note: I find it interesting that the White House OFFICIALLY removed the "ship" suffix from "citizenship" in the official transcript.

Originally posted by BackFire
"Britney Spears: "I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." (once again from Fahrenheit 9/11)"

Makes sense though. A stupid quote, said by a stupid person, in favor of another stupid person. The moral? Stupid people stick together, and that's an upsetting thought. Because if you get to many stupid people thinking alike then you might get someone like Bush as pres......oh wait.

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George Bush is a funny guy. He's my favorite president ever from a comedy standpoint. Although clinton made for some funny skits on snl too..

what makes the different is that it required impersonators to make clinton funny...bush is his own comedy routine 😂

www.jibjab.com This Land. Watch it! That's all you need to know. 😛

Originally posted by PVS
what makes the different is that it required impersonators to make clinton funny...bush is his own comedy routine 😂
You know.. that's true. I'd say it's even funnier to watch clips of the real bush on the daily show and stuff than it is to watch impersonators of him on snl or mad tv.

more examples of how dubya accidentally speaks the truth 😂 (with audio 😱 )
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"The truth of the matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he [John Kerry] were the President of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/betteroff.mp3

"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/threats.mp3

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, uhh, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos, and order, but we -- but we will." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/chaos.mp3

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/harmcountry.mp3

"Americans are serving and sacrificing to keep this country safe and to bring freedom to others. After the attacks of September the 11th, 2001, this nation resolved to fight terrorists where they dwell. We resolved to arm the terrorist enemy." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/arm_terrorists.mp3

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and yet more idiotic quotes:

"I'm honored to, uhh, shake the hand -- of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. Ummm, I'm with sssix other Iraqi citizens, as well, who suffered the same fate. Uhh, they are examples of the -- brutality, uhh, of the tyrant." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/shakehands.mp3

REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?
DUBYA: Yeah -- tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. It's -- you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity. [Laughter emanates from the audience]
REPORTER: Okay.
DUBYA: And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between -- sovereign entities. http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/sovereignty.mp3

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/moderntimes.mp3

and my absolute favorite of all time:

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." http://dubyaspeak.com/mp3/obgyn.mp3

I wish I had access to Bush's alternate dimensions. Gee, a world were Japan never went to war with the US, sounds grand. A world were you can shake hands with a poor devil who has no hand....

heres one....

....." My Fellow Americans"

Originally posted by PVS

and my absolute favorite of all time:

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."

That's also my all-time favorite. 😆 😂 🤣 😂 😆

Im growing really sick of people b!tchin about bush all the time

Looks like you need to learn to deal with it. It's not going away as long as he's president. If it really bothers you than just ignore political threads.

Originally posted by Napalm
Im growing really sick of people b!tchin about bush all the time

indeed...DEAL WITH IT 😐

because nobody cares

"**** 'dem Faggots!"

did he really say that?

sadly, yes..i saw this one when he said it 🙄

REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?
DUBYA: Yeah -- tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. It's -- you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity. [Laughter emanates from the audience]
REPORTER: Okay.
DUBYA: And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between -- sovereign entities.

Originally posted by Napalm
Im growing really sick of people b!tchin about bush all the time

Get used to it, it's called freedom of speech.

"verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things"

"a low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles"

Originally posted by PVS
why is bush so sacred where we must hold is name
up as high as jesus himself?

Patriot act, he can get you 😛 Hes like a tall dark and handsome bogeyman 🙂

I like bush, dont see why everyone is mocking him.