Favourate George Bush quotes

Started by Imperial_Samura10 pages

Bahaha. I would like to see him try to get me. Being in Australia and all. And seeing how our intelligence agencies lack intelligence.

I don't like Bush, but then this thread isn't about not liking him (though I would hope it was) we are discussing the multitude of stupid things he has said, or just talking about our favorite Bush quote. Now no matter how much you like him, surely you must admit he has said a lot of questionable, and down right absurd things. Nothing wrong with talking about it, and having a laugh at the same time.

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Patriot act, he can get you 😛 Hes like a tall dark and handsome bogeyman 🙂

I like bush, dont see why everyone is mocking him.

I could of sworn you hated him! 😖

i don't know the exact quote but it was something like yes my brother a great man in charge of the great state of texas, (you mean florida) yes the great state of the florida

"the great state of the florida" that cracked me up to no end.

but to be fair kerry was pretty bad himself with his whole i voted for it before i voted against it routine 😆

and edwards is classic "vote for john kerry and people like cristopher reeves will walk again" 😆

lets face it 2004 we had crap for choices

Yee Haw

George Bush's Plans for Iraq

"i know how hard it is to put food on your family"

Another one was something like:
"i think we should lower the age at which kids can own guns"

Originally posted by KidRock
I heard on tv Bush is cliniclly retarded in some tests...So what does that make kerry? Since he lost an election to a retard? a bigger retard?

You can't really take the Daily Show 100% seriously.

One of the best ones I heard was something like this:

"You can't have a president who sends mex-mixed messages."

Subtly ironic in a way only HE wouldn't know...the guy is a fool.

POST NOTE: I can't be assed to googoogaagaalise it.

"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us." —George W. Bush, speaking to business leaders at APEC Summit, Santiago, Chile, Nov. 20, 2004

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004

"When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya... I've got an obligation to make sure our government does everything we can to protect you. And one — my worry is that it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"Let me see where to start here. First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all." —George W. Bush, referring to Sen. Kerry, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"Another example would be the Dred Scott case, which is where judges, years ago, said that the Constitution allowed slavery because of personal property rights. That's a personal opinion. That's not what the constitution says. The constitution of the United States says we're all — you know, it doesn't say that. It doesn't speak to the equality of America." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"It's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there." —George W. Bush, referring to Iraqi troops during a joint press conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like." —George W. Bush, New York City, Sept. 21, 2004

"We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." —George W. Bush, Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" —George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

"As you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's — ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions — you can't — we're out of sanctions." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

'I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army.'' --George W. Bush, during an Oval Office meeting with Rep. Tom Lantos, as reported by the New York Times

"I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like, cost-prohibitive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well." —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mos., Jan. 5, 2004

sometimes you have to kill people in order to prevent death

what a wank

Fresh Dubya from dubyaspeak.com:

I believe we are called to do the hard work to make our communities and quality of life a better place.
-- Collinsville, Illinois, Jan. 5, 2005

You know, the -- what you're beginning to see is a typical response from America. First of all, we provide immediate cash relief, to the tune of about 35 billion dollars. And then there will be an assessment of the damage, so that the relief is -- the next tranche of relief will be spent wisely.
-- Crawford, Texas, Dec. 29, 2004

"We live in a culture of moral indifference, where movies and videos glamorize violence and tolerance is touted as a great virtue."
-- Texas A&M University, Apr. 6, 1998

..................... Yep, George W., its a terrible world were tolernace is a virtue.

"It's hard to be successful if you don't make something somebody doesn't want to buy."
--Arlington, Virginia, Mar. 9, 2004

...... What the?

I feel this thread is of vital importance to all so..............BUMP!

well you could have posted one since it is so important to you. 🙄

My views are one that speaks to freedom.

The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.

Is our children learning?

There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all.... I can't think of anything more deep than that right.

We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.

And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
The dates and places at which they where said can be found at DubyaSpeak.com. I've got plenty more ut this was all I could fit.

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.

I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

I think it's interesting. I'm a follower of American politics.

Today's Bush Quote of the Day according to my Bushisms calendar...

"And finally, Mayor Al is with us - the mayor of Monroe. Al Cappuccilli is here. Thank you, mayor, for being with us. You must be filling the potholes, picking up the garbage. That's the way to go."
-September 12, 2003
'Complimenting' the local mayor during a speech in Monroe, Michigan

"...uh?...GOD!"

"Because if you get to many stupid people thinking alike then you might get someone like Bush as pres......oh wait."

Hahaha classic but true.

-AC

FOUR MORE YEARS

Originally posted by Bardock42
well you could have posted one since it is so important to you. 🙄

Thats a good point! oops!!!