Favourate George Bush quotes

The man is...

A genius:

Originally said by George W. Bush
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."

A surrealist:

Originally said by George W. Bush
"I know that humans and fish can coexist peacefully."

And a Jabberwocky:

Originally said by George W. Bush
"I mean, there needs to be a more wholesale effort against racial profilling, which is illiterate children."

Ladies and Gentlemen...The leader of the most powerful nation in the world!

"The American people need to understand that life, is precious. Not just the life of babies, but the life of children. Living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the internet."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

Bush dictionary:
Kasovian:Kosovar
Greeshians:Greeks
Terrorists: Anyone looking remotely Arab, environmentalists, Doctors at women's clinics, Jews that don't agree with me, Freemasons, the French, Gays, Democrats that don't agree with me, Greens, civil libertarians, labor unions, pretzel manufacturers, real journalists, intellectuals, college proffessors, liberals, progressives, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Jainists, Wiccans, Animists, Deists, Zoroastrians, Voodeists, Ba'hai, Agnostics, Atheists, Satanists, The UN, the World Court, the ACLU, Air America, the AARP, the AFL-CIO
Social Security: untapped corporate subsidy
The New Deal: Socialism
Hard workin' Americans😖erfs
Nukular: Nuclear
Suspected Gang Member: N**er/Sp*c
Welfare Mother: N**ress
Poot'n-Vladimir Putin
Puteen, prime minister of Canada😛uteen, a creamy potato dish from Canada
Beneficial Biotene-a combination of nuclear, human and chemical waste, with a smidge of newspaper ink used as fertalizer
Wetlands-bodies of water used as water supplies and toxic dumping
Strength:Ignorance
Peace:War
Freedom😖lavery

and if that doesn't convince you he's evil, than just know that he traded Sammy Sosa

and if that wasn't

"One of the main jobs we have here in Washington is to protect our country. You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war."

this one is disturbing in a couple of ways

1-the use of the word 'help' seems to suggest a positive outlook on the recession...and why not? george, dick, and all their buddies at halliburton have never seen better profits.

2-bush seems to think the 'war' started before 9/11...which is in fact true since the act of bombing the middle east in covered up operations has been common practice for decades. i just never expected him to let that slip. also, that would imply the 'war' (campaign of murduring middle eastern people) will go on long after the iraq and afghanistan wars are officially wrapped up.

aww damnit PVS.. i thought you had another dumbass Bush quote for me & you get all serious on me 😛

I will come to the 300 aniversary of St. Petersburg every year! 😂

Bush just said this in the press conference following the EU-US Summit:

Re. Iran.

"We disagree in an agreeable way..."

Priceless.

Originally posted by KidRock
why are u people so obssesed with making fun of bush? is it REALLY that funny? You look like an idiot

Because the "most powerful man" on earth is an idiot. That's actually quite funny, I mean I even laugh about totally unimportant people being stupid. I think Bush being an idiot is funny (yet sad) to a new level.

Did JacopeX think that final part only applied to him?

"I tell people, let's don't fear the future, let's shape it." Jun. 7, 2006

"the first choice, and a choice that I think will work with the Iranians is diplomacy. And I believe we can accomplish this through diplomacy." May 9, 2006

indeed the best way to diplomacy is through diplomacy.

Originally posted by KidRock
its only been done a million times and you look like an idiot doing it

Is this kidrock attempting to criticize somebody for regurgitating old material? Funny. The diffence is though, The George Bush jokes were and sometimes still are actually pretty funny, seeing as they came straight from the horses mouth. Your chewed up, eaten, and bile soaked reguritated vomit, on the other hand is always completely unfounded crap based on loose and insulting stereotypes.

So before you get all huffy that someone is poking fun at your "man" you should just sit and think for a second and realize that if ol G.W. knew how to remember a sentance with more than 7 words, he wouldn't get shit for being an airhead.

I heard him say something on the radio about teteteterany. I think he mean tyranny or terrorists.

but atleast it wasn't nookular or grecian this time 😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because the "most powerful man" on earth is an idiot. That's actually quite funny, I mean I even laugh about totally unimportant people being stupid. I think Bush being an idiot is funny (yet sad) to a new level.

and yes, I do know my mistake with 'powerfullest', y'see, I know how to spell-check.

(don't even say it) bag

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Did JacopeX think that final part only applied to him?

He probably took it to the heart.

Maybe TV-stations should make sure we hear more of those Bush-quotes over here in Europe. Seeing as a new poll just showed the majority of Europeans fear the US more than Iran we need a little something to lighten things up...

Originally posted by The Omega
Maybe TV-stations should make sure we hear more of those Bush-quotes over here in Europe. Seeing as a new poll just showed the majority of Europeans fear the US more than Iran we need a little something to lighten things up...

ever check this site out?
www.dubyaspeak.com

In a recent press conference he kinda mocked a reporter for wearing sunglasses in doors, it was later revealed that the man was blind.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/06/14/icymi-bushs-blind-item-of-the-day/

HmmMMMM... Maybe Europeans DO hear about this, and that's the reason behind the poll-result???

Originally posted by BackFire
In a recent press conference he kinda mocked a reporter for wearing sunglasses in doors, it was later revealed that the man was blind.

That's fricken brutal.

in monkeytard's defense, he didnt know.
just like with this elderly man in a wheelchair:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1941043

Bush visited with some waiting in a courtyard where Frank Sinatra's "Young At Heart" played on the loudspeakers, then he went indoors where people were looking over the laptops. He walked around giving handshakes and hugs to those who rose for his entrance, and greeted a man who remained sitting in a wheelchair with, "You look mighty comfortable."

what a dumbass

Originally posted by Bad Boy
"What state is Wales in?"