Only a blonde would go and do that much of a job on her worthless chest. Brunettes can spice it up a little, because we have more of a personality... We wouldn't have to go that far for attention.
What about Dolly Parton? I don't know about her brain, but her boobs are definitely bigger than it is.
A guy on Jay Leno compared Paris to a dog, a female one. He was SO right! 😆