Jessica Simpson's Bad Influence

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Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Only a blonde would go and do that much of a job on her worthless chest. Brunettes can spice it up a little, because we have more of a personality... We wouldn't have to go that far for attention.
What about Dolly Parton? I don't know about her brain, but her boobs are definitely bigger than it is.

A guy on Jay Leno compared Paris to a dog, a female one. He was SO right! 😆

Yeah, although I prefer any kind of women, I must admit I have a thing for Brunettes as they do seem to have more sophistication and I love the mysteriousness about them. 😖hifty:

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Prediction: Dr. Strangelove will have many good girlfriends soon. 😂

ok Dr Strangelove

call me

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Yeah, although I prefer any kind of women, I must admit I have a thing for Brunettes as they do seem to have more sophistication and I love the mysteriousness about them. 😖hifty:

*bows to you* finally a guy who prefers Brunettes 😱

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Yeah, although I prefer any kind of women, I must admit I have a thing for Brunettes as they do seem to have more sophistication and I love the mysteriousness about them. 😖hifty:

Wow!....You're the only one.
Most guys would take a blonde over a brunette. I've seen it happen.
If guys knew they'd be stuck on an island forever, they wouldn't want a Mysterious Brunette, they'd take the stupid Blonde in a heartbeat.
Admit it. 😛

if a blonde was stuck on an island how is she going to bleach her hair or dye it blonde- Loreal probably wouldnt be stuck with her

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Originally posted by theReject
Wow!....You're the only one.
Most guys would take a blonde over a brunette. I've seen it happen.
If guys knew they'd be stuck on an island forever, they wouldn't want a Mysterious Brunette, they'd take the stupid Blonde in a heartbeat.
Admit it. 😛

I don't judge people on their hair color soley 😖

but on the whole, brunettes are less...well, to put it bluntly, stupid...

Originally posted by MornGlory
ok Dr Strangelove

call me

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Id take a dark haired guy over blonde 😱

Originally posted by silver_tears
Id take a dark haired guy over blonde 😱

cry bbbut...

Would you take a dark blond? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by §pearhead
I don't judge people on their hair color soley 😖

but on the whole, brunettes are less...well, to put it bluntly, stupid...

Well, I'm glad to hear that. Maybe it's just around here(my small town) that as soon as a Blonde is put in a room the men start slobbering all over themselves. It doesn't even matter if she's ugly!

bay, I wouldn't call you blonde 😂

Have you ever met a blonde who was into rock music and bought a Metallica CD?
All the Blondes at my school are into country music and hip hop, rap, pop...

Let me tell you a short, strange story.

I was at school in the gym writing in my notebook and listening to Korn or Metallica, it was one of 'em. Two Blondes walked up and asked me if the cd in the gym stereo was mine. My friend said, "No, but she's listening to it."
I stared at them like the idiots they are and they backed away for a couple of minutes. But, soon, they were back with a cd from the dance team's collection. It was full of the crappiest, sluttiest, stupidest noise I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.

And they ignored everyone else and started lipsynching and dancing around like Jessica Simpson.

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Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Prediction: Dr. Strangelove will have many good girlfriends soon. 😂

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Originally posted by Baylin
cry bbbut...

Would you take a dark blond? 😖hifty:

Ill make some exceptions of course 🥷

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul

And they ignored everyone else and started lipsynching and dancing around like Jessica Simpson.

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That must have been very disturbing. 😐

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Have you ever met a blonde who was into rock music and bought a Metallica CD?
All the Blondes at my school are into country music and hip hop, rap, pop...

Let me tell you a short, strange story.

I was at school in the gym writing in my notebook and listening to Korn or Metallica, it was one of 'em. Two Blondes walked up and asked me if the cd in the gym stereo was mine. My friend said, "No, but she's listening to it."
I stared at them like the idiots they are and they backed away for a couple of minutes. But, soon, they were back with a cd from the dance team's collection. It was full of the crappiest, sluttiest, stupidest noise I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.

And they ignored everyone else and started lipsynching and dancing around like Jessica Simpson.

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*eyebrow twitch* 😖