Dad, I know you're out there!!! Come clean, man!

I think one of you is my dad! I suspect this because he seems to know a lot about me, stuff I only post here! So, dad, now is your chance to come clean and reveal yourself! I promise I won't get mad at you! 😐

ermm

Hey, son.

It's me

😐

*Darth Vader breathing*Hiker....I am your father....

ban2

Theres something I've been meaning to tell you....son...euro

Im your uncle matthew.

Its me im your dad sorry

We're going to need paternity testing...
Hey, THH- Who's your daddy?

i was thinking o pretedning to be your father....then i realised i don't know you

Damn, I have a lot of dad's! Jumpy

And one is a woman.

and one is a piggy

Or maybe you have alot of moms, you came out a part at a time from a different woman 😱

Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

I was there when TTH was born, what cute little guy he was

This reminds me of something......*coughEricCartmencough*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

you killed 34 inoccent people

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

You stole dust-caps.