Dad, I know you're out there!!! Come clean, man!

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Dwarfdude Official KMC F*ck Monkey

Make a bong of someone's head, right?

Filth ...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

I would answer but don't want to embarrass you

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Whoa! Fearnix really is my dad! 😱 Okay, I have to go edit some crap. Later homies!

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, if you can answer this question correctly, it will prove to me you are my dad! Here goes:

Dad, back in 1993, what was it I did that made you so mad you felt you had to take me to the police department to be lectured by a cop?

you were smoking illegal substances

Filth ...

errrr..... what is "homies"

fever red Paola's doll

Please- I got drunk one night and bitched about you to Fearnix. That busload of nuns was far more definitive proof of your maladjustment (mind you, you didn't kill them).

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Filth
errrr..... what is "homies"
a slang term for friends 😐 , oh and by the way I'm listening to Cradle of Filth right now 🤘

Filth ...

Kick ass 😄 i oftern wounderd what homies are, heard it on san andreas could not work out what the f**k they were talking about

silver_tears Senior Member

I admit it ❌

I'm your great aunt 😱

fever red Paola's doll

Aunt Irene!

SlipknoT Restricted

Where have you been? 😱

silver_tears Senior Member

Hiding in the bushes behind Brad pitt's house 😱
I'm so guilty droolio

Ronny Love is Blindness

Re: Dad, I know you're out there!!! Come clean, man!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I think one of you is my dad! I suspect this because he seems to know a lot about me, stuff I only post here! So, dad, now is your chance to come clean and reveal yourself! I promise I won't get mad at you! 😐
i didnt want you to find out like this son cry im so sorry

fever red Paola's doll

Well, Silver Tears- he's not there...he's in my basement. A second-month aniversary present for my love.
__Wait...how long were you watching; were you there when... You didn't see a thing! You saw nothing!

silver_tears Senior Member

Well I have Johnny Depp shackled to my bed, so take that 😮‍💨

drunk_nazgul obscure

Yesh... but TTH, I'm not just one person. I am all your other consciences.
😛 No wonder you're crazy.

Filth ...

This is a very random thread 😄, ok ok i admit im your uncles, 2nd cousin's best mates aunt. but dont tell anyone

fever red Paola's doll

Fine, fine- you keep quiet; I keep quiet.

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by fever red
Fine, fine- you keep quiet; I keep quiet.

I'll need those pictures back though 😮

fever red Paola's doll

Well, I need mine back...we'll have to trade. Tell you what. Come on down to the basement and I'll take care of you.