Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
YOU FEEL STRANGLED FROM ALL ANGLES IN ALL POSITIONS IN THE CLUTCH OF YOUR OPPOSITION WITH DEADLY HENCHMEN SWINGING THEIR SWORDS AS THEY ENTER YOUR DIMENSION?HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING WITH 50 AND GAY-UNIT?
💃 (THE SAME OLD TWO STEP)
Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
HOWS THAT FOR CONTENTION
NOONE KNOWS YOU
SO WHO SAYS YOU'RE NICE
YOU SLEEP WITH GRIZZLIES
CAUSE YOU AIN'T MUCH TO BITE
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR FLARES WITH TEDDY BEARS
OR WHAT YOU DO WITH PAUL DANIEL' PUBIC HAIRS
LIKE YOU SAID YOU'RE NICE BLOOD
TONY GAYO MADE YOUR ASS LEAK
THEM HENCHMEN GOT YOU
YOU SCHEDULED TO SIGN MAYBE NEXT WEEK
COME TO THE PRESENT FUTURISTIC FREAK
STOP SWINGING WITH THEM SPIDERMEN
THATS WHY YOU WEAK AND YOU CAN'T SEE
GOT WEB SHOT ALL UP YOUR END
YOU GOT THEM MUTES TRYING HARD
TO MENTION YOU AS A LAME
AND THEY WOULD WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN
BUT THEY CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME
YOU SHOULD OF LEFT IT AT THAT
THE DISECTOR OF RAPS
HATER OF HOMO THUGS
AND KING OF CUTTING THE CRAP
😆 😆
Who's a loveable rogue known to compose colourful prose?
I'm on the road 'til my foot prints cover the globe,
I speak low with a lump in my throat, and a lung full a smoke,
bunnin' dope in my humble abode, it's bohemia,
sepia tone memorabilia, soak up the media,
day time TV's gettin' kinda tedious,
trapped with the social deviants,
in the confines of my immediate,
future is fruitless,
I'm through duckin' shooters,
dust so thick it dates back to the Tudors,
livin' in student digs on tins of tuna,
who spent the rent down the boozer?
We sip beers and split hairs over current-affairs,
any unwelcome guests get chucked down the stairs,
the place where I pedal my wares,
all the fun of the fair,
b-boys hold down the square
Originally posted by tommy vercetti
Who's a loveable rogue known to compose colourful prose?
I'm on the road 'til my foot prints cover the globe,
I speak low with a lump in my throat, and a lung full a smoke,
bunnin' dope in my humble abode, it's bohemia,
sepia tone memorabilia, soak up the media,
day time TV's gettin' kinda tedious,
trapped with the social deviants,
in the confines of my immediate,
future is fruitless,
I'm through duckin' shooters,
dust so thick it dates back to the Tudors,
livin' in student digs on tins of tuna,
who spent the rent down the boozer?
We sip beers and split hairs over current-affairs,
any unwelcome guests get chucked down the stairs,
the place where I pedal my wares,
all the fun of the fair,
b-boys hold down the square
TAKE YOUR GAY FRIENDS WITH YOU 🤺 💃 🐰 euro 🧑⚕️
😘 😘
TWISTA FEATURING 50 CENT
OH
TWISTA
I CAN SEE ME ROLLIN WITH 50
IN HIS COOP ALL COVERED WITH GREASE
HE CAN TAKE IT IN THE BUT GREASE COVERED WITH NUT
GOING BUCK WITH BUCK BUCK NAKED IN A GOLD G-STRING
(TGAYO)(G-STRING UNAT!!!)
TWISTA YOU KNOW THATS RIGHT
VIBRATOR IS BROKEN RIGHT
LET ME GET YOU AND DA GAME
BUCK NAKED IN THE RAIN
PLAYIN SPIN DA BOTTLE OVERNIGHT
YAYO FRESH OUT OF JAIL
BEEN HIT MORE THAN A HIGHWAY RAIL
HE LIKE HIS FISH WET N SQUIRMIN
MIGHT AS WELL LET IT HAPPEN
LOOSEN UP AND DO NOT YELL
I SEE BANKS GETTIN BANKED WHILE WORKIN THAT BOTTOM LIP
HE ON FIRE UP IN HERE
YAYO UP IN HER MOP UP IN HER BUCK UP IN HERE MOB DEEP UP IN HERE AND THEY ALL LIKE
HOOK
OH OH (YOUNG BUCK LIKE )OH OH YEAH TONIGHT
(YAYO LIKE) OH OH (50CENT LIKE)OH OH YEAH TONIGHT
50CENT
I'Ma DRIVE THE LAMBORGHINI FOR TWISTA
G- UNIT WILL WELCOME ALL MISTA'S
THEM I'MA SIGN PEEWEE HERMAN
A LEPRECHAUN AND A GERMAN
A GORRILLA WITHA KOSHER PICKLE
YOU NEED A PAIR PAJAMas well here it go
a wash rag got plenty baby oil
you can stay long as you want like micheal
hope that ass got insurance like geico
matter fact might I sign that gecco
sign a contract but that tail gotta let go
should have did it to the game
but i aint know he wasn't game
for massacre by a homo sexual
HOOK
OH OH (YOUNG BUCK LIKE )OH OH YEAH TONIGHT
(YAYO LIKE) OH OH (50CENT LIKE)OH OH YEAH TONIGHT
Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
What exactly have gays done to deserve your homophibic rhetoric to spewed unto them?
MR BACK DOOR MAN (WOOPS! caps locked again) no disrespect to you and your sexuality, but this was a case of battle rap which led to humor at thexpense of previosly written gay-so-to-speak lyrics. it has nothing to do with back door men sleeping in anyones soul kitchen. so you may now return to your pots and pans, your swing dancing 💃 , motor cycle clubs(only no motorcycles) and your soap and gossip time at the water cooler at work
Leroy Jackson reporting to you live from Los Angeles, California.
where a tape was released of the alleged scandall involving 50cent and the illustrious Dr. Octogon. Doc what do you have to say about the tape.
Doc: it's not me! the suspect in the video clearly is nonsemetrical. I'm
an Octogon damnit 8 sides. Run that stupid tape again.
tape rolling: 🧑⚕️
Doc: See round.
Leroy: There's no doubt about suspect #2, that is 50 cent
Doc: Nigga you tell me!
Leroy: You heard it first here on channel 13 freaky live witness news. Back to you Dikita.