Write your own lyrics/rap

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
ALL IN MY GRILL
YOU ON THE NET ALL DAY
AND YOU AINT PAID FOR SHIT
GIVE YOUR DAD'S BILLS A BRAKE
MR REBELLIOUS TEEN
SAVE THE MAN A PIECE OF CAKE
OR THE BIG PIECE OF CHIICKEN
AND GO IN THE YARD WIT THE RAKE
STOP COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME
GET A JOB GET YOUR OWN
STOP HATIN ON THAT RAP NIGGA
WHEN HE GETS HOME
CUTE KID I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM
LIKE THE *** ON HOME ALONE
AND BUZZ IS GONNA KILL YOU
WHEN HE GETS HOME
TAKE OFF YOUR JAMMIES
AND GO OUTSIDE
BE IN BEFORE DARK
FATASS GET EXERCISE
TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK
KILL YOURSELF
ANYTHING
JUST SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE
I GOT LIVE-IN PUSSY
I BET YOU AINT EVEN ****IN

Man, who you ****in' with, you punk,
That shit don't even rhyme, like old school funk
😐

i'm talkin to those greasy fingered
milk carton drinkin
allowance getting
bottom feeding
becky loving
washed up
filthy little
pot hiding
spot fishing
kill nothing
wishful thinking
lazy arsed
granny peeping
live at home with mommy
pansies

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Iz be eatin dem waffles fo breakfast
fiddy can have his toast
somebody get him a damn tampon
that nigga bout to boast
he cryed like a ***** when his mom took away his toys
so he became a drug dealer and got the impression that he's a big boy
he's a ***, such a ****ing douch bag, smells like shit and raps while grabbing his skittle sized gonads
he makes kids cry when their forced to hear his shit
when 50 went to prision, he became bubbas *****
so now you know why he walks with a limp
I can rap about the texture of my shit
better than he can rap about himself being a pimp

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo whats the 214 on that yo 🪩

Ok Ill shut up if you give me a nickle...

i wanna try this....oohhhh this is gonna be fun!!

ok here's something.

Dipset feat 50 Cent- Where Ya Gunz At?

check it

DIPSET! DIPSET!

This is That Hot Shit (2x 50 cent)

Purple City Meets 50 cent!!! (Cam'Ron)

Juelz Santana:
check it, im cool g, rollin with my cutie, poppin smoothly
can u see me, u see me rarley, they call me Santana
i got a blue, green and pink bandana, i destroy shit like hammers
im known for having the nicest grammer, **** having manners
you hear? im the best you hear? i test bullets to your chest you hear?
rakim said he's the microphone fiend, so i added him to my music video
im looking for fans cuz im just a fake gangster skulking in the studio
cuz you dont see me though, i love New York but i hate the Buffalos
Dipset Gang, we all know whos packin what and whats packin who

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

Jim Jones:
Gangsta status, capo status, cap a gun in your face and you'll pray likea mantis, We got KMC on the lock, go and ask the groupies
ill slapy you koofi, cuz i called Mickey to go and punch Goofy
im that guy who punched Donald Duck, and yea he's a koofi

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

50 cent:

It's 50 Cent, im runnin this shit, gunnin this shit
but you wont see my shit runnin with wack shit
on the way to flip fakes, clips in my guns when i break the bricks
from a block away you can see my shit
and most you cats are afraid to talk about my click
i slapped Game and told him to sit
cuz what he's spittin isn't gangsta shit
cuz what he's spittin isn't good as G Unit (Tony Yayo: G NAT!!)

Cam'Ron:

Im Sexy dooo dooo, dont dare hit with my crew crew
i bust on tracks for a fact, but dont say choo choo
im rowdy, i like dark colors but dont call me cloudy
we run in Cali, run in Saudi, gun up the Tali-ban
face hits the sand, we gun up to make cowards shut up
we gun up the po po, with tons of do do you like my promo?
shut the **** up and drink your co-co, and pink is the best color next to rojo, im that nice, i stick stickier than sticky rice
bam bam, but dont call me bam bam, emeril said bam
bam!

Purple City runnin this shit (Dipset!!!)

G-UNIT!!! Back in this Mother ****er (G-NAT!!!)

ah ha...(50 cent)

😆 That sounds like something that they would really actually sing...

anyone wanna sign me 😆

Im going to add on to what you just made just because Im bored and what you wrote was hilarious 😄

G Unit- Cappin Niggas On Da Block

50 cent: yo a got mah gun in mah pants
girl do a little dance
I got so many hoes I dont know where to prance
but so many niggas get up in mah face
Is be keepin da toast warm so dey heart starts to race
dont step shorty cause I blow yo brains out
Ill shoot a hole in ya bigger than the gap in my mouth

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

The Game: ay man dont mess wit me
dont piss me off cause I already gots to pee
Ill piss in yo wifes mouth before I pull out my click
Ill put a hole in ya head while grabbin my dick
this isnt monopoly *****, dis a game of death
I take out my pistol and lay it to yo chest
dont talk back because g unit will stomp on you face
we's whipe yo ***** ass all over diss place

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

Tony Yayo: Ill leave you dropped like corpse
I's burn yo ass alive
if Ali stings like a bee den Im a beehive
somebody get me a tampon cause my period is soon to arrive
cap a nigga in da hood and then slaughter they wife
Im hongry for vengence somebody get me a click
I grab the handle of the gun like I grab my 2 inch dick

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

50 cent: (gay laugh) AH HA HA!

I actually thought what hock wrote was a real 50 cent song.

It seemed so realistic to 50 and co's brain retardation lyrics.

I did to untill it came to the part where he said " I slapped The Game and told him to sit "

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
i wanna try this....oohhhh this is gonna be fun!!

ok here's something.

Dipset feat 50 Cent- Where Ya Gunz At?

check it

DIPSET! DIPSET!

This is That Hot Shit (2x 50 cent)

Purple City Meets 50 cent!!! (Cam'Ron)

Juelz Santana:
check it, im cool g, rollin with my cutie, poppin smoothly
can u see me, u see me rarley, they call me Santana
i got a blue, green and pink bandana, i destroy shit like hammers
im known for having the nicest grammer, **** having manners
you hear? im the best you hear? i test bullets to your chest you hear?
rakim said he's the microphone fiend, so i added him to my music video
im looking for fans cuz im just a fake gangster skulking in the studio
cuz you dont see me though, i love New York but i hate the Buffalos
Dipset Gang, we all know whos packin what and whats packin who

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

Jim Jones:
Gangsta status, capo status, cap a gun in your face and you'll pray likea mantis, We got KMC on the lock, go and ask the groupies
ill slapy you koofi, cuz i called Mickey to go and punch Goofy
im that guy who punched Donald Duck, and yea he's a koofi

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

50 cent:

It's 50 Cent, im runnin this shit, gunnin this shit
but you wont see my shit runnin with wack shit
on the way to flip fakes, clips in my guns when i break the bricks
from a block away you can see my shit
and most you cats are afraid to talk about my click
i slapped Game and told him to sit
cuz what he's spittin isn't gangsta shit
cuz what he's spittin isn't good as G Unit (Tony Yayo: G NAT!!)

Cam'Ron:

Im Sexy dooo dooo, dont dare hit with my crew crew
i bust on tracks for a fact, but dont say choo choo
im rowdy, i like dark colors but dont call me cloudy
we run in Cali, run in Saudi, gun up the Tali-ban
face hits the sand, we gun up to make cowards shut up
we gun up the po po, with tons of do do you like my promo?
shut the **** up and drink your co-co, and pink is the best color next to rojo, im that nice, i stick stickier than sticky rice
bam bam, but dont call me bam bam, emeril said bam
bam!

Purple City runnin this shit (Dipset!!!)

G-UNIT!!! Back in this Mother ****er (G-NAT!!!)

ah ha...(50 cent)

hysterical clapping G-Nat!!!

Damn yo homies is ill 🪩

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Im going to add on to what you just made just because Im bored and what you wrote was hilarious 😄

G Unit- Cappin Niggas On Da Block

50 cent: yo a got mah gun in mah pants
girl do a little dance
I got so many hoes I dont know where to prance
but so many niggas get up in mah face
Is be keepin da toast warm so dey heart starts to race
dont step shorty cause I blow yo brains out
Ill shoot a hole in ya bigger than the gap in my mouth

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

The Game: ay man dont mess wit me
dont piss me off cause I already gots to pee
Ill piss in yo wifes mouth before I pull out my click
Ill put a hole in ya head while grabbin my dick
this isnt monopoly *****, dis a game of death
I take out my pistol and lay it to yo chest
dont talk back because g unit will stomp on you face
we's whipe yo ***** ass all over diss place

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

Tony Yayo: Ill leave you dropped like corpse
I's burn yo ass alive
if Ali stings like a bee den Im a beehive
somebody get me a tampon cause my period is soon to arrive
cap a nigga in da hood and then slaughter they wife
Im hongry for vengence somebody get me a click
I grab the handle of the gun like I grab my 2 inch dick

Loyde Banks: we be cappin niggas, cappin dem niggas on da block, we cap a nigga and leave em dropped like a rock ( x2 )

50 cent: (gay laugh) AH HA HA!

😆

ok guess who this is:

we back daddy...

its that raw shit, the hardcore shit
nightmare on elm street, claws to your face shit
cyanide gas shit, atomic bomb shit
cousin, we rock with blades, and sharp stones
cousin, we rip hearts and eat flesh
cousin, i read the Koran so im stabbing the fake
cousin, ya'll cant touch us, for God's sake
i can taste the sweet taste of revenge like honey
drink that cold blood money, and watch the slug find your face money
i hate you, i hate your parents for raising you
your life is worthless of that of a maggot
you like to sit around and hold hands with faggots

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
i wanna try this....oohhhh this is gonna be fun!!

ok here's something.

Dipset feat 50 Cent- Where Ya Gunz At?

check it

DIPSET! DIPSET!

This is That Hot Shit (2x 50 cent)

Purple City Meets 50 cent!!! (Cam'Ron)

Juelz Santana:
check it, im cool g, rollin with my cutie, poppin smoothly
can u see me, u see me rarley, they call me Santana
i got a blue, green and pink bandana, i destroy shit like hammers
im known for having the nicest grammer, **** having manners
you hear? im the best you hear? i test bullets to your chest you hear?
rakim said he's the microphone fiend, so i added him to my music video
im looking for fans cuz im just a fake gangster skulking in the studio
cuz you dont see me though, i love New York but i hate the Buffalos
Dipset Gang, we all know whos packin what and whats packin who

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

Jim Jones:
Gangsta status, capo status, cap a gun in your face and you'll pray likea mantis, We got KMC on the lock, go and ask the groupies
ill slapy you koofi, cuz i called Mickey to go and punch Goofy
im that guy who punched Donald Duck, and yea he's a koofi

hook:
look maggots, we killing faggots, we punching fat chicks (2x)

50 cent:

It's 50 Cent, im runnin this shit, gunnin this shit
but you wont see my shit runnin with wack shit
on the way to flip fakes, clips in my guns when i break the bricks
from a block away you can see my shit
and most you cats are afraid to talk about my click
i slapped Game and told him to sit
cuz what he's spittin isn't gangsta shit
cuz what he's spittin isn't good as G Unit (Tony Yayo: G NAT!!)

Cam'Ron:

Im Sexy dooo dooo, dont dare hit with my crew crew
i bust on tracks for a fact, but dont say choo choo
im rowdy, i like dark colors but dont call me cloudy
we run in Cali, run in Saudi, gun up the Tali-ban
face hits the sand, we gun up to make cowards shut up
we gun up the po po, with tons of do do you like my promo?
shut the **** up and drink your co-co, and pink is the best color next to rojo, im that nice, i stick stickier than sticky rice
bam bam, but dont call me bam bam, emeril said bam
bam!

Purple City runnin this shit (Dipset!!!)

G-UNIT!!! Back in this Mother ****er (G-NAT!!!)

ah ha...(50 cent)

MIKE JONES REMIX FEAT ANDRE 3000

MIKE JONES:
MIKE JONES MIKE JONES (WHO)
MIKE JONES MIKE JONES (WHO)
YOU USE TO THINK THAT I WAS FAT BUT IT WAS REALLY WATER
SOLD MY CD IN DA STREET FIVE FOR QUARTER
HAD TO SELL AHUNDRED UNITS FOR A HAPPY MEAL
STILL CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPERSIZE WITH MY RECORD DEAL
THEN MY NAME START BLOWIN UP QUIT
CAUSE NOW MY PANTS SMELL LIKE SHIT
I'M RETARDED MAIN I CAN'T HELP HIT
WHO FARTED MAIN SMELT IT DEALT IT
MIKE JONES MIKE JONES (WHO)
MIKE JONES MIKE JONES (WHO)

HOOK:
ANDRE 3000

I SWEAR THAT IT SMELLS IN HERE
AND I SWEAR THAT ITS BURNIN MY NOSE (DOOO WOP)
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ASS IS FUNKY
WASH YOUR ASS AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES (DOOO wOP)
FOOT FUNK AINT SO SEXY, EVEN I KNOW, I AM A QUEER (DOOO wOP)
TOOT TOOT BLOW YOUR HORN PLAY THE TRUMPET OUT OF YOUR REAR(DOOO wOP)

50:
I GOT THE GAS IN MY ASS MAIN
GUILTY ONE IN CLASS MAN
STILL PLAY THAT GAME I'M A GROWN MAIN
BET YOU I CAN MAKE A MILLION OFF THIS SONG MAN
SOMEBODY GO GET THE LYSOL
I GOT THE GAS SO CUT THAT LIGHT OFF
I'M EXTRA LOUD ON A WOODEN CHAIR
THATS THAT HOT SHIT SPIT OUT MY REAR

(INSTRUMENTAL HORNS)

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
ok guess who this is:

Vinnie Paz 😎

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Vinnie Paz 😎

yea 😂

HH you need to write more raps that resemble gay groups like G Unit 😂

Mike Jones- still tippin ( remix )

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Mike Jones: who mike jones, who mike jones,
who mike jones, who mike jones, who mike jones
who mike jones, who mike jones ( producer smacks him and tells him to shut the hell up and rap instead of repeating his name )
ok check it gangsta
today I got rich and mah stomach started to grumble
ate six cheeseburgers, still didnt satisfy my hunga
so I stole Paul Walls frys and took his Dr Peppa
I repeat my name eighty times on each song so now Im a rappa
I got twenty four inch rims on my impala
after I take a shit I whipe mah ass with a dolla

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Paul Wall: Paul Wall baby, its the peoples champ
Mike Jones sat on my leg so now I got a cramp
I went to tha hood and shot up a cat
I'd like to see Mike step up to that
I like to scrath my balls because dem crabs itch like shit
I smack Mike Jones and call em a *****
Im sittin sideways cause Mike is taking up the seat
half of my ass is hanging over the seat
dont be hatin on a gangsta cause I take out my click
just like my rap skills Im lacking in a dick

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Slim Thug: put a crown on mah head and call me tha king
yall probably jelous that I got black leather seats
I got dem nikes on mah feet
Ima cap yo ass if I see you in tha street
dont be hatin dog, you dont know me
Ill piss in yo coffee and then Ill make yo ass drink
dont be jelous homie cause I got dem dollas in mah pocket
ok Ill shut the **** up now so **** it
my point is that my balls are the sized of a rasin
dont know how many dumbass are gonna buy my CD
but dem prices keep on raisin

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Mike Jones: Mike jones baby, still tippin

The things you can come up with when your bored 😐

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
HH you need to write more raps that resemble gay groups like G Unit 😂

Mike Jones- still tippin ( remix )

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Mike Jones: who mike jones, who mike jones,
who mike jones, who mike jones, who mike jones
who mike jones, who mike jones ( producer smacks him and tells him to shut the hell up and rap instead of repeating his name )
ok check it gangsta
today I got rich and mah stomach started to grumble
ate six cheeseburgers, still didnt satisfy my hunga
so I stole Paul Walls frys and took his Dr Peppa
I repeat my name eighty times on each song so now Im a rappa
I got twenty four inch rims on my impala
after I take a shit I whipe mah ass with a dolla

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Paul Wall: Paul Wall baby, its the peoples champ
Mike Jones sat on my leg so now I got a cramp
I went to tha hood and shot up a cat
I'd like to see Mike step up to that
I like to scrath my balls because dem crabs itch like shit
I smack Mike Jones and call em a *****
Im sittin sideways cause Mike is taking up the seat
half of my ass is hanging over the seat
dont be hatin on a gangsta cause I take out my click
just like my rap skills Im lacking in a dick

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Slim Thug: put a crown on mah head and call me tha king
yall probably jelous that I got black leather seats
I got dem nikes on mah feet
Ima cap yo ass if I see you in tha street
dont be hatin dog, you dont know me
Ill piss in yo coffee and then Ill make yo ass drink
dont be jelous homie cause I got dem dollas in mah pocket
ok Ill shut the **** up now so **** it
my point is that my balls are the sized of a raisin
dont know how many dumbass are gonna buy my CD
but dem prices keep on raisin

still tippin on four fours ( x285235235 )

Mike Jones: Mike jones baby, still tippin

The things you can come up with when your bored 😐

😆

paul walls verse was great 😂

The things you can do when your bored 😂 Now make up another masterpeice like the one you did with 50 cent man 😛