Write your own lyrics/rap

I don't try to get felt *****, I amaze by default see/
The only reason you're here is coz the condom was faulty/
I broke out the search lights? My voice is crackin?/
Try breaking your voice before you get those gums flappin/
I aint even gonna break down your 4th verse, talk about shameful/
The only way you could get deep is by receiving mass anal/
Look at this moron, straight up lyrical masturbator/
You couldn't have a buzz on the street if you dropped your vibrator/
Man I spit slick like a wrecked tanker, you speak lame sailor jokes/
When we all know you drop the anchor for those gay jailer folks/
I got change and knowledge but don't know who the **** you are/
Here's a penny, go by YOURSELF a drink at the bar/
Your cliched stereotypes and bullshit don't harm me/
I laugh it off, this battle is like Hulk Vs The Army/
But time to wrap this up because it's the same old story/
Stupid fool gets hurled from a ten-story by Centauri/
Oh and talk about my girl? Do you want me to smash on you?/
Mine claps for me while yours gets claps from you/
The only thing she compares you to is a tampon, chump/
Thin, brittle and only up there once a month/

Now be gone.

-AC

Alpha Centari
he's the pooper of the party
my juice is brand new
his is older than atari

He wants to play games
I'll bust out the "Sorry"
and sink his battleship
cuz he's suck'n like smarty's

who is this lame duck
and where'd he get his flow from
I'll spit it to him cold
and leave the microphone frozen

I saw him try to vogue
and strike them hard poses
I will tolerate his sh*t
but only in small dose

I'll piss on your parade
and shower you with wisdom
I gotta hold back
cuz of the power I was given

If I ever really wanted
just to crush you clean
I'll just knock your teeth out
as I rush your scene

Shut it....

-Still DD...... 😛

"Alpha Centari
he's the pooper of the party
my juice is brand new
his is older than atari"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I said 50 Cent had shit lyrics. But fine, this is the last time I'm gonna pulverise you coz otherwise it'll go back and forth.

I verbally dissect these fake, poser MC's/
Words scorch your skin and torture to the highest degree/
But all my past verses to you have had humour/
This last time I'm delivering death like a tumour/
You lack substance. skill, charisma and genitalia/
There's no other way to describe you other than "The Pill is a failure"/
***** you don't leave the mic frozen, you leave the mic dusty/
Coz you never used one and now I'll make you leave the show rusty/
I'm showing you up infront of the whole damn forum/
Love me or hate me people see my rhymes and adore em/
You're a nothing, a peon, a excrementious defection/
Fool just be thankful I replied and didn't greet you with rejection/
Crush ME? Man you're shit, wack, just plain horrid/
I'll leave you feeling wrecked just like ol' Senator Gore did/
How is the Ace gonna get beat by the Joker card?/
Son, my vocabulary is sicker than Marquis De Sade/
Who the Hell do you think you are to try and touch me dude?/
Jesus Christ I've babysat kids that spit meaner than you/
Everyone can clearly see that I'm just dealing a beating/
This meeting is ajourned so I'll just tone down the heating/
Last but not least, if you dislike me and really mean all your curses/
Why the **** is my name at the top of everyone of your verses?/

You're done. Reply again and you'll get no response after that truly God awful, childish pre-school rhyme you just dropped.

-AC

No stereotypes here
I'm talk'n about you personally
take notes on the diction
this is how your verse should be

You need to pump up your flow
you can use my facilities
I'm fry'n your rhymes
stand back while I'm grill'n these

If it get's to hot for ya
I'll get cold blooded
and you should lay off the gas
cuz your engine sounds flooded

Jump'n on the mic
and start spit'n and sputteting
I can't quite hear you
speak up and stop muttering

Alpha don't have much
he can give to my art form
I told him "Stop that noise"
he gets flustered and starts more

I'll give him these bars
just to shut this kat down
and if he still wants to tussle
we can go right back around

Your momma....😱.....I hope your really not getting all huffy Alpha.

.....I get sillier the later it gets....You're alright but I'll serve you any day....

-Once again...DD....Yeah Boooooy!.... 😉

Hurry up dude, I'm tired....and yes you can use that in your wack rhyme... 😱

..... 😑 ............ 😗 Let's gooooo!.....

awww....he's gone...oh well.

Good rhymes, Alpha......and goodnight.....

Everthing was all in fun, man......

"Your momma.........I hope your really not getting all huffy Alpha.

.....I get sillier the later it gets....You're alright but I'll serve you any day...."

You'll serve me any day yet every single rhyme I've posted has dominated and destroyed every one that you've posted. If you read your lyrics back, they're actual nonsense. Terrible spelling, terrible grammar, no potent metaphors or similies. You lack any kind of rhyming talent. That's not even me dissing you, it's true.

Word of advice: When I say I'm not replying because there really isn't any point, the cheapest tactic in battling is replying anyway just so you get the last post and then claim that I'm running off. Having the last post in this encounter doesn't equal you having a win.

I'll now leave you to tend your bruised ego.

Cheerio.

-AC

hmm, I guess Ill wrrite something quickly gimme feed back or something but i gtg here we go

Squirts of piss
As I swerve a diss
flip it around and reverse it wit
Some comical an comedic shit
Your so illitiret u can only read it wit
a magnifying glass and a reading *****
I was born wit the devil's seed which with
Extasy pills planted around it growed to be a evil kid

RE: to Alpha

😱 Alright, man. I admit that you destroyed me......

........I was just trying to piss you off....(mission accomplished)....

.......It sounded like you were taking yourself a little to seriously. You're a good MC, but damn brutha, lighten up.... It's all in fun, pimp'n....and I wasn't trying to get the last post. I was simply trying to get another rhyme out you....

........btw...sorry if I offended anyone on some of those last post.... 😮
.......It was a night of booze and bullsh*t........My apologies.... 😉

What's the moral of the story kids.....

......"Don't drink and rhyme!".......

Peace

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Lemme write something so someone can reply, waitup gotta make it up

It's sick, But we could never predict
So quick, A conflict could end all that we fixed
Its broke, And you can't do nothing to fix it
Unless your keen and willin to risk it
Remember that first day?
Remember when we met at Kirt's Thirty First Birthday
It was like, True love at sight
We made love that night
Now all we do is smother each other love shove and fight
But there might be a chance
If we shoot of all the cans
And fight to the end
There's a chance we could mend

add another stake to the heart
wait up, reverse this and take it back to the start
when we were together lovely and sweet
kisses and hugs turned into loneliness and greed
foniness, Coz I knew everything you said was bullshit
A man is dangerous when his loaded wit a full clip
and i ain't mr friendly no more, I'm about to go off
Your gunna see the demon unleashed in me, when I blow off
And you ain't seen this side off me
You should be scared ur in the car beside of me

so **** it
its asif i was just another crab in the bucket
You either hate it or love it
You know it, So get off it
this coffin is opening for more victims who sit on it
And i won't be cornerd agian
with your filthy lies
With your guilty eyes
While your cheating with filthy guys

ahh, soz took me about 5 min, but yer i got alot of work to do to become nearly as good as you guys

Good rhyme, xarius.... 👆

.....luvs a b*tch, ain't it.... 😉

"........I was just trying to piss you off....(mission accomplished)...."

I've encountered so many people like you on forums that it is actually impossible for you to piss me off. I forgot about you when I left the thread so don't flatter yourself. I don't take myself seriously, I believe myself to be as great as I claim. If that gets to ya, so be it.

You're right, was all in fun. Enjoyed it.

Peace.

-AC

.....People like me... 😑 ....alright, dude.. Whatever. 😬

I'm so bored
pour'n water on my Mogwies
my gremlins are tremble'n
that's why I keep them hog tied

Went back to the future
snatched up my jiggawatt
lit sixteen candles
taught Molly how to pillow talk

Squashed the big trouble
that little China's raises
grabbed a never-ending story
and tore out the last pages

Mastered the labyrinth
and made it to middle
got looney with the goonies
solved one-eyed Willy's riddle

Meditated on my innerspace
and wished on a star wars
tagged American graffiti
while blow'n off their car doors

Explorers of the screen
enough to drive you stir crazy
but what can I say
I am a baby of the 80's

"Aaaaayy batter-batter-batter-batter-batter!...Sa-wing batter!...."
-Ferris Beuller's day off

ah ah ah c'mon wanna fight?
m gonna kick ya ass up,right?
lets fight in this shit rain
oh m'f*cker u will get pain
and lets go learn ya how to punch
if ur scare i'll make ya ma own lunch

Originally posted by lil_rappa
ah ah ah c'mon wanna fight?
m gonna kick ya ass up,right?
lets fight in this shit rain
oh m'f*cker u will get pain
and lets go learn ya how to punch
if ur scare i'll make ya ma own lunch

you suck man.

money hoe's and clothes blunt smoke comming out the noise sniffin yayo

f*cking up g-units tony ayo pass the mayo as i spread your blood on the bread like mustard hh is nothing but a turkish turd realeasing sperm all over your moms mouth

😆 undertaker you suck really bad

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