Soon, you notice the reason for the waddle. It's a droid.
Oh, it's a damned PROTOCOL droid... irritating things.
Mind you, it has a well maintained casing. You are sure that isn't standard issue.
"... must say..." it is saying, as it draws closer, "that these hotrod antics of yours these days don't do anything to endear yourself to me. I am a mechanoid and ignorant of the need for such stunts. What if something had gone wrong? Then you would have missed the chance for..."
It stops when it sees you.
"Oh my... I am sorry. I was expecting Mr. Doon."
Originally posted by General Zink
"The Flotsam?" Rand asks to himself.He searches his memory for such a ship...
Flotsam I!
It's famous throughout the Galaxy!
It is AK-06's ship. Well... long story, but basically, AK-06 was a protocol droid. But over an extended series of events, he got totally re-programmed. He still speaks several thousand languages, more than most people ever need, but nearly all his linguistic databases have been replaced by mechanical and technical information. Combined with his emergent personality, it has made AK one of the greatest technical and mechanical geniuses in the Galaxy. It also made him incredibly profit driven.
Avoiding the taxes of the Trade Federation and the Commerce Guilds, he trades in the Outer Regions, to planet and pirate alike. Flotsam I is so damn ugly because he's a droid and doesn't care how it looks, but it runs like a dream (he scavenged it togethe himself) and allows him to carry a HUGE store of parts.
Because he is so damn useful, and because he's a droid, no-one can be bothered to hate him. In fact. Flotsam I is the closest thing the scum of the Universe has to neutral ground- no-one benefits from AKs operation being harmed.
But underneath all that, he still has the basic personality of a protocol droid...
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"Meet him here? Why?"
None, Gallador.
"I don't have one," says AK. "I have been wanting to complete my salvage dealings with Mr. Doon and was going to look for him soon when I detected your ship there coming into land, in such an extraordinary fashion. You are associates of his, I assume? Professional ones? And he IS on this planet, then?"
Originally posted by Captain REX
Galder frowns."Jedi vessel?" Galder asks, treading on cautious ground. "Where did you find this...Jedi vessel?"
"Crashed on the planet Prias. Why, are you in salvage as well?"
No no no, something is not right with this entire conversation, Galder. How did it start off like this?