You lot are just being plain mean, its not my fault I started early, and I only kept count because of the diaries, now the bet goes from my friends up north that if I hit 100 by end of the year I get 60 quid and the following years are marked by the 6 mates who made this bet. Its not that I'm cruel to women and I do wish to actually meet a loving nice woman who we can satiate each others needs with, however finding the perfect woman for me is the trick and I'm yet to find one that meets what I'm looking for. The main idea is that whilst window shopping I've been informed its always best to sample.
The bet works on the principle of the main point counters (lyndsey and Leslie state) 1 point given for reaching and doing naughty things with the nether regions. And on a different number list they add on 1/2 points for upper bridge work/intimate massage/seeing other nude out of choice/ major foreplay. Only allowed a point per person so cant take multiple 1/2 points from the same person for matching different criteria.
Anyway hope that clears that up and makes me not look so bad... As said I realy would like to settle down and find the right girl and then I wouldnt be bad despite being drawn that way.
Oh and before anyone wonders, I've been checked and I'm fine...
I need further clarification of the points system.
1pt for Nether region access, is that any type of nether region access?
If you have upper bridge work with a girl and then at a later date have intimate massage is that 1pt? and if so, if at a later date you get nether region access do you get another point or is it always Maximum 1 pt per female?
What do you mean about not adding the half totals, is your 93pts just 93 different females nether region access, or does it include the half points?
Also what was the 243 number relating to?
I know this seems nosey, but I think this may be a good points scoring system to use.
No problem my friend I will happily clarify the issues presented.
I was trying to avoid using rude words but to clarify slightly more 1 point only granted for making a play at the front bottom..or the furry private parts.
If you start at having been a half point and move on to a full point then you lose the half that existed and the full point is put in its place for that lady in question. So with each lady that gets counted its always either a 1 or a half.
right 93 are only 1 pointers as in got to the parts other scoundrels dont reach.
243 is the 93 + the half points...
There you go hope this clears everything up, and I swear once again that if I ever meet the right girl I will give up on this bet altogether its just until then as I seem to drift (yet cautiously) I may as well agree at least vaguely, besides fun adventure and excitement, a Jedi may not search for these things but I'm a scoundrel not a jedi...yet...if at all who knows go figure...
I forgot to add I'm not a counter either my two mates up north UK keep a count going along with some others unofficially. originally starting from source material from diaries and proof from commentaries from other friends and now whenever anything happens they need to know If I dont tell them and they find out they get very narked...
One night-stands are of the light-side of the force
Good system.
I think the fact that you do not have the attachment means you could still qualify as a Jedi, it is the attachment that is not allowed. In fact now I come to think of it I foresee Anakin turning to the darkside after his attachment with Padme, one can only deduce from this that marriage and/or long term committments are of the darkside.
I thank you for your part in helping with this discovery.