Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

why thank you...

we cant have me being poisoned by what I drink

Don't worry, we poison you in other ways.

*loads a sniper rifle with toxic darts*

How many crates shall I bring?

Doesn't matter. The Rebel Alliance is staging an assault on the Empire about taxes on drinks. They are disguised as Ewoks, and will throw your drinks into the sea. 😄

Taxes, what taxes?

oh yeah and hows your trading licence going for them drinks as well???

tut,tut!
looks likey you didnt read the LAW MANUAL! 🙄

To be fair, it is very big.

no excuses! *opens manual and start reading aloud*
1. no illegal arms.
2. no illegal smoking products.
3. no alcohol to be possessed without valid license issued by the relevant authority....

is that the whole manual then?

no just the first paragraph!

There's a manual??????

In what language???

Norwegian

CRap..wel I dont speak that...

of course we don't...it's gibberish.

giberish for the feeble minded yes, but for the rest it is quite understandable

actually its in ENGISH! if it was norwegian I wouldnt be able to read it!
😛

de som ikke forstår dette har ett lite problem