Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

Not Texas...Taxes!!!

ok, let me rephrase it then...

don't say that! They will do it, you know!

Then I will let a stinky one in their faces.

😱 Lance said stinky one!

How about a wet one?

how about a shower?
you, waaaaaaaay over there?

Nasty

I'd like another drink over hear!

You guys need help. 😂

I'm already taking pills, isn't that lovely?

Are they horse pills ?

no; zebrapills

No - I mean are they big pills ?

Those blasted pills! They are as big as my head! I need to cut them in pieces before I can eat them!

Have you tried the ToMacco Slapping Machine ?

no, that's installed in the bar and not on my pills... my other option is the Advanced ToMacco Slapping Machine but I can't take it out of where I've put it

I'm taking 1000 milligrams of vitamin C everyday. They're like small torpedoes.

with queeq as the submarine?

nasty

break jumbo pills in half at least. you should be able to buy a pill chopper from your local pharmacy. If you can't find one, let me know, and I'll pick up one for you. my lysine vitamins are huge, and I break them in half or they get caught up in my throat.
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do you deliver them home too?