Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

STOP!!!

*Shakes Gundy*

You're not weak minded! Stop Mech or I'll have to stop him with force to make him pay his bill!

Mechs drinks are on Texas tab

*mounts rasor blades in Tomacco Slapping MAchine, grabs Mech and pits him in*

Enjoy the ride. And I alone do the mind trick on Gundy.

queeq alone does the mind trick on Gundy...

*smacks forehead*

STOP THAT !

Now, what are we doing with Mech ? I say lets stake him out naked on an ant hill in the hot sun and cover him with honey. I'm sure that will slightly encourage him to consider paying his bill.

Nice. And after that we tar-and-feather him and carry him out of town.

Excellent. Lets make a movie out of it. With those flying saucers landing too.

*starts paiting breakfast plates silver*

*Starts setting up green plastic army men*

*draws little holes in the plates to attach the wires*

*digs out scratchy soundtrack of bad music*

*pours a little kerosine over the plates to make them burn better*

This is gonna be great !

I think we should charge an absurd admission price.

Yes!!! Like.... $0.25?

*Mech cricks his neck trying to lick honey of his own nipples*

christ Mech, that is a ugly sight

It'd make an excellent movie.

what? " A brummie boy gobeling his own nipples tale"

A tale of horror.... 😄

*shivers* 😱 😱

See! It's working already.