Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

they always crashlands

hmmm queeq has a ship aye

finti you're doing a lot of talking and not much serving. What do I have to do to get a drink around here?

*regrets posting that*

hmm Gundy is complaining, well my dairy queen from Amishland I am able to both talk and serve drinks simultaneously
Here have a glen dagobah ale, and an Ozzy song.

Lay it on me baby - I'm all yours.

😄 *pulls the plug in the dijks around Holland, now to be the largest recreational pool resort in Europe* 😈

*In the midst of all this, a dark, cloaked figure with blue skin benters the bar through the wall, picks up the wall, reattaches it, slashes through a droid in his way with two white lightsabers, turns the sabers off, walks to the bar and says two words:* "Knock, knock."

Who's there?

"Orange!" the amazingly witty humanoid in the back yells.

*blows a hole through Kaliero's head*

I know what happens after that. 🙄

After that spectacular entrance, it's almost a shame Gen Kaliero lost his head!

Look, there goes his head...s! 🤣 🤣 🤣

*Texas picks up head*

This would make an absolutley fabulous door-stop!!

Martha Stewart, eat your heart out, bitch! 😎

Is it just me or is Martha Stewart really, really, really obnoxiously arrogant. Her and Bob Vila both.

*Suddenly the head talks from Texas' hands* "Could you please place my head back on my body and get me a drink?!? Honestly, this is the 49th club I've gotten my head blown off in..." *Body comes up and taps Texas' shoulder*

We can't have this mess all over the floor - queeq will be very upset.

finti - what do you say we convert the General into the maidbot since he's in two pieces already ?

Not a good idea. Yerssot will not be able to keep his hands of it. 😉

You mean....yerss and....the maid.....??????

EWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! *fires maid, smacks yerssot*

I think that will staighten everything out.

yeah we need a maidsboot since To and Tex are stuck cleaning the toilets... and Yers doesnt understand a single thing so he is no help either

I don't do maid stuff. Am I back together, or not?