Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

Started by yerssot166 pages

knock knock 😄

Remember yerss, I have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.

Who's there ?

who's there?? How should I know! He's knocking at YOUR door, not mine!

Originally posted by Gundark
*waits for rest of joke*
There is no more, that's it, finito.
A man walks into a bar, and says "ow".

It's funny if you think about it really!!!!

must be something british...

Well okay if you think about it......

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears someone say "hey handsome". He looks around, nobody sitting next to him...can't figure out who said it. Then he hears "boy are you good-looking". He looks around again, nobody is even looking his way. He calls the bartender over and says he can't figure out who is talking to him and the bartender says "oh thats just the complimentary peanuts".

No, he doesn't walk inside the bar, he like walks into it!!!! 🙄

That can give you a hell of a headache. 😂

I can give people headaches too.

I'll take a black hole and a tequila shot.

I'll take a Bloody Leia.

Sorry, Leia isn't bloody. But we can give you a Frosty Hoth!

So that makes...

Bloody Leia
Frosty Hoth
Bespin Beer
Darjeline
Maultini
Flaming Wookiee
Screaming Podracer

...for the menu.

For Whiskey Thursdays: Glen Dagobah Single Malt

They serve that do they? What about Corellian Cask aged Brandy?

Yup, but you'll have to ask Finti.

Finti can I get a double Corellian Brandy before the England Argentina Game!!!

Grrrr I'm not a happy bunny. I cannot join in the footie festivities with my friends as I have an exam. It's not fair! Gonna fail it anyway so i don't know why I am bothering going. Grrrrrrrrr!

OK - I'll celebrate extra for you!!

Poor Edna. We'll burn your textbooks for you when you're done.

Don't forget our new drink...Emporer's Ice.

There'll be more festivities later on in life, Edna. So do focus on your exams.

And our latest drink: Binks' Bile.