A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think" - Alanis Morisette`s IRONIC
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
And I wish nothing but
The best for you the both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theater
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that we made that you gave
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No