Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

then you have a cool dad, Clarck G is funny as hell

Chevy was great in Fletch. And Caddyshack.

My dad is a dork. He pretends to bang into doors at the mall when someone is opening it. They believe it. My famillly keeps on walking.

sounds ammusing

My dad is a real comedian too. I'll say, "Daddy, did you get your hair cut ?" and he'll say "no, I got my ears lowered". 🙄 😂

that must be an international one, and a dull one too

What can I say ? He still laughs at Abbott & Costello.

My dad's favorite joke these days is "You know what?" "What?" "Chicken butt. Hang it up and take a suck."

What the hell does that mean ?

I have no idea but he taught it to my four year old cousin and she goes around saying it all the time.

Little kids. They're like parrots. Hehehe.

*Waits for Yerss to say it*

And they're so gullible, too.

diapers smells like ...well crap

Originally posted by mechmoggy
*Waits for Yerss to say it*

Bloody Leia
Frosty Hoth
Bespin Beer
Darjeline
Maultini
Flaming Wookiee
Screaming Podracer (big & strong/small & light)
Belgian Beer
Great Balls of Fire (Death Star style/Alderaan style)
Jawa Juice
Corellian Margarita (w/extra rita)
Duvel
Palmke
Tatooine Tequila
Lightsaber Liquor (single, double, or twisted)
Essence of Greedo
Blaster Beer (served in pistol or rifle sizes)
Alderaan Wine
Jabba Slime Juice
Tibanna Tequila
Jupiler
Black Hole
Croation Grenade

you really don't listen huh?
Duvel and Palm ARE Belgian beers!

Bloody Leia
Frosty Hoth
Bespin Beer
Darjeline
Maultini
Flaming Wookiee
Screaming Podracer (big & strong/small & light)
Great Balls of Fire (Death Star style/Alderaan style)
Jawa Juice
Corellian Margarita (w/extra rita)
Duvel
Palmke
Tatooine Tequila
Lightsaber Liquor (single, double, or twisted)
Essence of Greedo
Blaster Beer (served in pistol or rifle sizes)
Alderaan Wine
Jabba Slime Juice
Tibanna Tequila
Jupiler
Black Hole
Croation Grenade
Sullustan Soda
Aludium pu-36
Starshine Special

this aint fantasy land Rexus only the real thing here.
Glen dagobah ale anyone

sure,

say finti, you have a list of drinks?