How evil am I exactly?

Okay very much on the same theme as the other similar thread only this time its a bit creepy.

I hatched a plan some weeks ago which I thought was funny, until I relaid this plan to my best mate last night after a few beers. The point is he thinks I'm evil beyond all reason, see what you think.....

My next door neighbour has become increasingly more nosey over the last few years, so much so that he's always AMAZINGLY coming out of his door everytime something of any interest is happening. He always seems to know whats going on in my life anyway and that scares me a little.

Now Mrs.MM and I have had to cancel our holiday recently after my dads illness and increasing pressure at work, so she's semi-organised a holiday with her mom, brother and sister. Now I know for sure that my neighbour will notice her absence after probably about a day so my plan is.......

1. Act all weird for a couple of days
2. Change my pattern of movements dramatically so he's bound to notice
3. Wait for it to be a thunder/lightning/rainy night then go into my back yard and bury a pre-constructed bag of old clothes or anything that resembles a body

😈

That's evil yet amazingly funny at the same time.

And if he calls the cops all you have to say is that you had some old clothes that you wanted to get rid of.

I KNOW!!

Its a win/win situation for me. If he calls the old bill, he'll look a fool. If he doesn't, he'll probably go insane.

I think nosey neighbors are good neighbors, cause they are always watching your house!

I dont think you should scare the poor chap! You should be thankfull. I've never seen any of my neighbors!

evil? that? ha! It's a great thing to do!

Yeah but I've seen him pop his head over our fence to look into my kitchen loads of times. Bastard. 😠

then you have to wave to him

So you dont have a nosey neighbor, you have a peeping tom! Now that's just outrageous!! Burry the chlothes and hope the bastard has a heart attack! 😈

The when he turns to leave you shoot him in the ass with a BB gun.

and if you feel lucky you can try to shoot him with a CC gun

Leave the comedy to Ush yerssot!

ow yeah! give it to the stiff-a$$ed Brit!

Yes because your comedy is often bland.

hey! It's not on my dutylist!

Scare him! Its not REALLY evil 😉 😈

who? what? where? when? how?

that only leaves... with what?

Too right, lets frighten the old git to death. Haa ha HA HA HAAAAA HAA HA HAAA WHOA HA HA HA AA HA WHOOOA HA HA HA HAHA Ooooh dear.

(Is it just me and old ladies who say "oooh dear" after laughing really hard?)

hahahahahaha! ow dear no!

Yup, old greasy ladies!! 😛

if we are that, what are you?