How evil am I exactly?

Young, sexy hunk! 😎

haha, no honestly now

Mech why dont you just piss in his mailbox

No! don't put ideas/plans in my head that I am likely to execute when totted up.

Mech, piss in his mailbox 😄 😈

Oh great, now its lodged firmly into my sub-conscious. Keep your eye on the Birmingham Post for stories of the "phantom letterbox pisser". 🙄

I didn't know old ladies were greasy.

Car mechanics yes. Old ladies....hmmmmm

Maybe Tex has been looking at some kinky-mature-oiled-up-granny website. Eeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuw! 😱

Bleecccckkkkk...where's finti's barf bags ??????

Forget those, here have a bucket.

Huuuuuurl, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

*Spits*

Huuuuuuuuuurl.

Oh sweet baby jesus. 🙁

Oh Mech, we've just never shared a moment like this...

I find once I've thrown up in front of a person that certain barriers are broken down.

Now here, let me hold your hair back while you spew.

Thanks dear. We've reached a new plateau. 😂

😂

I'm such a classy guy.

Yes. If I had daughters, I'd want them to marry a guy just like you. 😂

And who's going to give you these daughters? 😉

ow! that's a trickquestion right!?

Hmmm.....*looks in catalogue* No daughters there.

*looks on internet* No daughters there.

*looks at Tommy* No daughters there.

*scratches head*

Now what am I gonna do ?

What you going to do?
Take the phone and you dial:
Daughtershelpdesk!!!

You and queeq need to get busy! 😉