Futurama Quotes

Post your favorite Futurama quotes. Some of mine:
Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forver. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Fry: Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. No, false alarm. No. Yes! No. Yep. Nope, waaiiit, no. Yes. Yes. No. YES!!!!

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Leela: I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird.
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.

Lucy Lubot: Oh Fry, I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and the POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 137 NOT FOUND

Fry: Is there a human doctor I can see?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I am a qualified professional. Now open your mouth and say "Mzduysryworp"
Fry: "Mnmnfpportef"
Zoidberg: What!? My mother was a saint! Get out!

Bender: Hey Fry, I'm steering with my ass.
Fry (leaps out of chair): That's the best thing I ever saw.

Fry: Steven Hawking, aren't you that guy who invented gravity?
Steven Hawking: Sure, why not.

Zapp: One day you're a high-ranking officer of the Democratic Order Of Planets, the next you blow up a 400 billion dollar spacestation, and the day after that you have nothing. Really makes you think.
Kiff: No it doesn't.

Dr Zoidberg: What am I going to do about my male-jelly now?
Fry: (lifts up his severed hand) I'll lend you this.

No shell fish!JM

What quote is that?

Hermes: And to lower our tax rebate, I have eliminated the salt-water cooler.
Dr. Zoidberg: This is a witch hunt!

Bender: Let's just hope some robot doesn't go crazy and kill everyone. (the episode about the lost city of Atlanta)

Fry: We've got to bend this steam tube!
Bender: No good, it's full of steam.

Professor Farnsworth: Screw History!

Fry: People thought I was dumb, but I sure proved them!

Stephen Hawking: I call it a Hawking Hole.
Fry: Hey!
(later)
Stephen Hawking: I call it a Hawking Chamber.

President Richard M. Nixon: NIXON'S BACK!!

Bender: Hey, my antenna's gone! No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it though. Maybe I should take it out and wave it around?
Fry: No Bender! That'll make God cry!

Dr. Zoidberg: Listen to the story of how I got my new shell! It's just the same as my old one, and I found it in the same dumpster, only it had a racoon inside!

Leela: It would never work out, Fry. You're a male, I'm a female. We're just too different.

Bender: This'll show those filthy bastards who's loveable!

Fry: I'm getting something. A headache with pictures?
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Uh...Yes!

Leela: That was the worst mission yet.
Fry: Yeah. I'm never going to any planet called Cannabilon.
Bender: Me too. Food was good, though.

Bender: because I'm a robot I don't have feelings and when I think of that I makes me feel sad.

Professor: gooooood news everyone..theirs a report on tv with some bad news.

Professor: bad news no one.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Fry:"we'll all goin to die aren't we professor." professor" oh my i should think so"

or fry:"is that bad?" Zoidberg:"not if you lived a life with no regrets wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Professor Farnsworth: If anyone wants me I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Hilarious.

[bender, leela and fry are working against the ship's computer]

bender: the shower is the one place that the ship cant hear us.
leela: quick, just pretend to shower
fry: oh, you mean like I do every day.

Elzar: gonna kick it up a notch.

Bender: the average human is anywhere from 3 to 20 feet tall.

Pharaoh: tell the slave their ff..

Bender: free loading I agree

Pharaoh: no tell the slaves their ff

Bender: to work faster..I do but their so damn lazy

Pharaoh: no tell the slave they...(he dies.)

Bender: he's whipping angels now.

Kill all humans' bender

All you created was my fist parrell to your face' parrell farnsworth

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Pretty much all of Bender's lol great writing for that character.

Fry, Amy get your pants back on and get to work : Hermies
they think were making out : Amy
Why aren't we making out? : Fry

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(rolls in the floor laughing) HAHAHAHA Guys those are hilarious