Futurama Quotes

Zapp: everyone with a ship should report to the millitary and everyone who doesn't should get a firearm and shoot into the sky randomly

fry: leela will you go out with me
leela: no

Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news. So let me break it to him gently. Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is, I can't say, but on your face it's not

Calculon: Let me get this straight. Does anyone here NOT have amnesia

zoidberg: that was bad and you should feel bad (final episode)

Bender: if they put me on a stamp..tell them to use the young Bender.

Bender: "I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead."
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Originally posted by T.M
Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Pharaoh: tell the slaves--

Bender: to work faster..I do but their so damn lazy.

Pharaoh: no tell the slaves their free--

Bender: free loading I agree.

Pharaoh: no..tell the slaves their-- (he dies)

the Head Slave master: he's dead.

Bender (sad): he's whipping angels now.

Bender: "Wow, your kid is great. How hard you say you had to hit him?"

Bender: "Fry you look like you didn't get much sleep last night"
Fry: "I was, but not because of the coffee but becuase of my raging insomnia"
Fry: "NAP TIME!"
[2 seconds later]
Fry: "COFFEE TIME!!"
[episode: 300 big boys (tax rebate)]

Bender: "For the first time in my life I think iv'e stolen enough"
[Fry slaps bender]
Fry: "Snap out of it Bender!"
Bender: "Thanks fry, what was i thinking?...i love stealing and i love takin stuff"

Robot Devil: "Your not nice!"

Zapp: I dont pretend to understand Brannigan's law, I merely enforce it