Poking Fun

During some PM's with fellow member Rusky some funny Bond-jokes surfaced...

He wanted to go and kill some mice, getting them drunk first. He would use a wodka-cheese (whipped not stirred)
Cause he has a mouse who's named ... Mouse... Mickey Mouse.
With his mouse-girl Minnie...

"I'm Minnie, mister Mouse"
-"Not from where I'm standing 😖hifty:"

*bumps*

😂

why it doesn't have any replies?

cause on second thought... it's not that funny 😑

to be honest i can't see clou of the joke...
but still thread with no replies? 😑

it's JB inspired, that was all 😖

😑 i don't understand cry

that it was in the james bond-mood

i understand what you are saying.
but i don't see what mickey mouse has in common with bond 😑

it somehow ended in talking about mice😖

😑 i still don't get it cry

lol... clovie how can u not get it???? easily actually cause I dont get it either... so next joke?

it was terrible, I know 🙁

it is not that it is a bad joke ❌
it is that i don't have right knowledge to understand it cry so tis my fault.

yeah same here lol.. yerss u know ny other bond jokes???

😱 joke. and i understand it 😄

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asks. "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" 007 tuts, taps his watch and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

LOL i get it too yay... is funny clovs 😉 ny oothers???

sowwie. but no.. you can search through google 😛

WTF?

Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets

10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine

9. Super-itchy pants

8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser

7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean

5. Laser-action Flowbee

4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit

3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper

2. Real killer-detecting nine iron

1. The Quiz Machine

😐 (from a site)

I don't get the 6th 😑

but first one's funny 😄

and that joke about the knickers 😂 I don't even know what knickers are 😄