Poking Fun

you're too young 😖hifty:

knickers: underwear

noooo, I wanna know what it is cry

not too young baby

thx 😊

brilliant list, very funny

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean.

I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

Originally posted by yerssot
Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets

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I hope not clov...

ow, does evy need to let a little burp too? 😛

it wouldn't be totally strange, according to the things thay already used 😖

Originally posted by Reborn Again
I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

oh! I get it! thx 😊

Originally posted by yerssot
ow, does evy need to let a little burp too? 😛

burping is impolite 😛

ok i hve one, is sorta offensive fr chrsistians (I am one) but c'mon... it doesnt make it least funny (sorry if ny1 feels offended)

JAMES BOND'S HEAVENLY MISSION

M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking." M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

"Hello, Mary speaking…"

LOL

hehe, lasers huh 😉

but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ... 😛

hehehe.... how old is she??

clovs no replies?? Im hurt! 😛

any more jokes bout bond? 😊

Originally posted by yerssot
but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ... 😛

I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp 😛

Originally posted by A4E
hehehe.... how old is she??

I'm 17 😊 just according to some, I guess that makes me still a kid 😉

Originally posted by A4E
clovs no replies?? Im hurt! 😛

Originally posted by Evy_O
I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp 😛

I can't find any jokes 🙁

Originally posted by Evy_O
oh! I get it! thx 😊

burping is impolite 😛

And farting spells:

r
e
l
i
e
f

😘

Don't...
light...
a...
match...

it's not tradition here 😛

Originally posted by yerssot
only when your nanny holds you aboard of your luxuary yacht? 😛

I don't need a nanny, I'm not a baby 😛

Originally posted by Reborn Again
And farting spells:

r
e
l
i
e
f

😘

Don't...
light...
a...
match...

I don't get it 😕
don't light a match?

but you're a toddler at least 😛

whatever you say grandpa 😛