Re: KMC Mall
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
KMC Headquarters
Associated Press
By MooseIn an unprecedented move today, KMC Forums President and CEO [B]Bob Raz
unveiled plans for the contruction of a state of the Art KMC Mall.
"What we'd like to do, is basically introduce a system whereby, members of KMC are able to both earn and spend KMC money at a shopping mall, solely dedicated to all things related to KMC", Raz said in a telephone interview from his penthouse in London.
"We hope to be able to offer a number of opportunities to the members so that they will be able to earn an income in KMC currency while being able to spend it on items linked to the Website."
Raz was unable to go into detailed specifics, but stated that some items that are planned to be sold include Raz posters, Raz cereal, Raz lunch pails and The 12 months of Raz calendar. Other possible merchandise may include Blow up Milla dolls, Sing Along with Vampy CDS, Syren's autobiography "Attention whore and loving it" and A pin the tail on the Moose game. As for the currency, Raz says that the bright neaon bills, emblazoned with his likeness, will be ready sometime in the coming weeks.
"It will be just like any other currency, except, prettier", he said with a laugh. "Job opportunities will be created, and as such, members will be paid either at an hourly rate, by post rate, or if someone achieves management status, by salary rate."
When asked why this daunting venture was being undertaken, Raz replied, "It's all about The Raz, man, it's all aboutThe Raz."
Contruction is slated to begin within weeks. [/B]
stupid