KMC Mall

Originally posted by WindDancer
Folks keep the personal insults out of this or this gets close.

Can't.......seem.......to.........help........myself.........

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
KMC Headquarters
Associated Press
By Moose

In an unprecedented move today, KMC Forums President and CEO [B]Bob Raz unveiled plans for the contruction of a state of the Art KMC Mall.
"What we'd like to do, is basically introduce a system whereby, members of KMC are able to both earn and spend KMC money at a shopping mall, solely dedicated to all things related to KMC", Raz said in a telephone interview from his penthouse in London.
"We hope to be able to offer a number of opportunities to the members so that they will be able to earn an income in KMC currency while being able to spend it on items linked to the Website."
Raz was unable to go into detailed specifics, but stated that some items that are planned to be sold include Raz posters, Raz cereal, Raz lunch pails and The 12 months of Raz calendar. Other possible merchandise may include Blow up Milla dolls, Sing Along with Vampy CDS, Syren's autobiography "Attention whore and loving it" and A pin the tail on the Moose game. As for the currency, Raz says that the bright neaon bills, emblazoned with his likeness, will be ready sometime in the coming weeks.
"It will be just like any other currency, except, prettier", he said with a laugh. "Job opportunities will be created, and as such, members will be paid either at an hourly rate, by post rate, or if someone achieves management status, by salary rate."
When asked why this daunting venture was being undertaken, Raz replied, "It's all about The Raz, man, it's all aboutThe Raz."
Contruction is slated to begin within weeks. [/B]

Honey, you will, of course, need a harem bluequeen

Of course, in fact, I'll need three harems 😗

Which reminds me, I need to go print some KMC currency 🥷

Three harems? How many ladeez per harem then, stud? 😂

I'm thinking around the 75 mark.

Maybe it could be in the mall! 😱

Yah.... you could have your very own Discovery Store, filled with KMC Honeyz 😄

😱 *starts searching for Raz'z dames*

*waves in a sophisticated fashion* diva

*jots down syren* 😄

Originally posted by ~Air Angel~
*jots down syren* 😄

*waves as well, not so sophisticatedly*

Napalm>

Tree Huggers - We need trees for air. 😐
Hippies - Nothing wrong with Hippies, what have they done to you?
Politicians - Can't argue with that one...
Romance Flicks - They're okay, as long as your watching them with a girl.
Techno Music - Love it.
Pop Music -Again, can't argue.
Reality TV - For someone who love making jokes about natural disasters and such, I thought you'd jack off to it.
Sitcoms - Don't see the problem with these.
90% of pop culture - Kinda comes under "pop" really.
Wal-Mart - Never been, I'm a brit.
Stupid People - You hate yourself then? dontgetit
France - Great food and wine.
Goths - I have goth friends.
People that bash bush all day long - Sorry, but he's a moron. *hides from other Bush supporting members -sorry, but its my opinion.*
Alic Baldwin - Its "Alec".
And thousands of other things I don't have room for - So your a bit of a hater then?

You wonder why people don't get along with you? 😐

clapping You, my friend, are the Lord of Burn 😄

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*waves as well, not so sophisticatedly*

Originally posted by Raz
OK, you can be in my fourth harem naughty

Woohoo! I made the team! I'm soooooo gonna dig this job.

😆

So, who's in the harems Razula? naughty

It seems that after a few months of being closed, The KMC Mall is back open for business.

Yup, now wheres the chinese food place

* Goes to Not-So Virgin Records to buy the new SlipknoT album *

Sweet! 🤘