KMC Mall

Go right ahead Officer, I think someone tried stealing from the food court.

can i buy cocaine here...... OH CRAP! hey cheif

yeah...those damn uncovered garbage cans...always the hobos, always the quiet ones.... *picks up object* And just what the hell is this....a clue.... aperentally YOU have been stealing buns from subway... LANCEWINDU

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
can i buy cocaine here...... OH CRAP! hey cheif

well well well...i see you HAVE had a secret....You like to work over time.. nice hustle... see you at the pub

Impossible! I own the Mall!

So you thought it wasnt stealing?

I didn't steal the buns, I have my own at home, from Quiznos.

so you're the quiznos theif..i should take you in right now...but i wont...because im off shift

Don't try to pull rank on me mister. I am a multimillionaire. I have no need to steal from a fast food restaurant.

maybe ur chef dosent make quiznos so u stole one?

or.. you're really going bankrupt and you were running out of money. so what do all rich people think...they are better and they dont belive that the law applies to them... Thats it hands behind your back

*puts handcuffs on lance* You have the right to remain silent...yadda yadda yadda

I want my lawyer here before you read me my rights.

fine.. let me just bring you to our interrigation room and you can bring your lawyer

its over in the KMCPD blue thread

look what i foud sir cocaine in his breifcase. what r u doing w/ this?

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
look what i foud sir cocaine in his breifcase. what r u doing w/ this?

Did you have a search warrant? No. I'm suing you and your entire precient. Plus you slipped the cocaine in there, I saw you.

so...........

proove it

hey wots going on sir i think the druggy was a prank call

ha ha