Powerless Peter Parker V's Powerless Clark Kent

bizarre as it may seem, both spiderman and superman have lost their powers and have decided to enter a cage fighting contest to see if what each of their wives say is true, that they'd be complete pansies if not for their powers, as fate would have it they are the only two to enter the contest this day and the bell is about to ring

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i'm going for petey boy as the drop in power level will be less of a shock than for clark....... who'll probably break his wrist if he hit's someone

Peter is from Queens.

Go figure. He'll beat Clark down, take his newspaper and his hat.

-AC

Clark WAS a football player. Geek vs. Jock. Guess who wins?

"Clark WAS a football player. Geek vs. Jock. Guess who wins?"

Powerless. Meaning that would make him a random football player.

Who Peter Parker would still beat, I think. When he gets pissed off he can brawl.

-AC

kent, he's huge

Wait......

Peter Vs Clark? Why is there any point in this if they are powerless?

Is like creating a thread for two people on the street.

-AC

Peter Parker was science nerd who got picked on by everyone. Kent is a muscle-bound quarterback who picked on science nerds. The answer is obvious.

"Kent is a muscle-bound quarterback who picked on science nerds."

No offence, I'm no pussy but I think if Superman said "Gimme your lunch money" I'd do it.

-AC

Yep I sure well all would lol.

Not exactly gonna say "Let's take this outside" are you?

Peter was a science genius, why does that equate to him being Pee Wee Herman? Why does being a football player equate to being the Ultimate Warrior?

If they are both powerless it's like any random fight in the street. First one to land a strong punch on the bridge of the nose most likely wins. Or a kick to the groin. Anyone can win.

-AC

Young Bruce Wayne comes in, and since he has no powers anyway, savagely beats both of them lol.

Nah. He's rich. That means he's really old.

-AC

I think clark would win, but I would want peter to win.

Like everyone said clark is stronger.

clark is bigger, but peter is way more experianced at "normal" strength levels and average coordination....... pete'd win

Peter's and Clark's past life should not come to play here. Peter is physical fit currently and he is far more familiar with mortality (being human). Clark when he was effected by red kryptonite (reduced him to human but not cause injury like other) who he thought was brought on by Lex Luther, was tossed around like a rag doll by Lex's bodyguards. He will probably remind me more of an Arnold Swartzeneggar's character in Last Action Hero plunging his fist in the window and realizing it actually hurts.

calrk would kick peter's ass powers or not. although peter is still a genius even before he go this powers. he could make a laser to blow clark up or something

remember in Superman II when powerless clark got his ass handed to him by the "stereotypical trucker" dude in plaid at the diner? That was some sorry ass sh*t. When I was younger and I saw Clark return at the end--all powered up-- to exact his revenge (spinning the dude on th chair and then pushing him into the pinball machine), I was all giddy. But now I think bout it, that's kinda lame that he coulnd't even put up a decent fight as a normal human.

Originally posted by Draco69
Peter Parker was science nerd who got picked on by everyone. Kent is a muscle-bound quarterback who picked on science nerds. The answer is obvious.

Kent wasent a bully in school he was mild manner like peter

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Kent is a muscle-bound quarterback who picked on science nerds."

No offence, I'm no pussy but I think if Superman said "Gimme your lunch money" I'd do it.

-AC

I use batmans kyrpton ring and beat crap out him

how exactly would you go about getting that ring? why not nick a GL ring while you're at it?