The Resistance - Off-Topic/Social Thread!

If mothers use tiny forks and spoons to feed their babies then I wonder what Chinese mothers use to feed their babies! toothpicks?

I went into Walmart yesterday and i went into the dressing rooms, sat there, and then yelled "I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"

I can slam a revolving door. I'm that badass.

Strength and resilience emerge by your own will to become a better person no matter what downfalls happen in your life...be your own hero.

Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!

Quick someone hit the slow motion button we need to extend Sunday as long as possible!!! HURRY!

Know the difference between a female chocolate bunny and a male chocolate bunny? If it has a hollow head it is definitely a male!!

Sometimes you have to stop dwelling on the ones who have done you wrong & start being Thankful for the ones who do you right!

My thought is that if you look confident and act smart you can pull off anything, even if you have no clue what you're doing.

For every person that tries to knock you down there are NONE waiting in line to help you back up

It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

Monday is cancelled due to a complete lack of interest! In fact lets just skip straight to Friday

Not everything that can be counted counts. Not everything that counts can be counted.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!

Problem: Can't have cake and eat it to. Solution: Make two cakes.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

I'm not sarcastic, I'm humorously honest.

Sunday: the day you realize how much you've procrastinated

Show your true colors, Always speak your mind, Never hide the truth, No one will thank you for it but you will always be yourself

An Ex is called an Ex because they're an EX-ample of who not to date next time