KMC Outage

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Were you affected by the KMC outage earlier

KMC Outage

Were you affected by the KMC outage earlier?

Re: KMC Outage

Originally posted by Corran
Were you affected by the KMC outage earlier?

Yeah Corran you asssh! I was in the middle of some great cyber se-...err...cyber serious discussions, and then poof, it was all gone!

Re: Re: KMC Outage

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Yeah Corran you asssh! I was in the middle of some great cyber se-...err...cyber serious discussions, and then poof, it was all gone!
Yes, I know you were. It was with one of my socks that you were having said Cyber Se-rious discussions.

Right, it was me.
And d@mn, was I ever affected.

what's 'outage'? 🤨

Opposite of innage!

My sense of humor is officially back...and it's as bad as ever, worse luck for you all!

thankyouverymuch. 😐

Outage is a failure, of electricity! Sorry for being smart-@ssed.

Clovie, an outage is when something is 'down'. So when KMC 'went down' earlier that was an outage. But this is not to be confused with when a person 'goes down' that is not call an outage but more often felatio.

Right, well done Corran. Care to demonstrate?

ok. got it now..
the site was saying it's corran's fault 😛

Originally posted by Clovie
ok. got it now..
the site was saying it's corran's fault 😛

Because Corran was going Outage on Raz apparently. 😉 😛

Gopd corran...You spoilt my entire evening..when kmc was down i had to find other ways of amusement

EDIT: for I am a gracile, demure angel and would never say such a thing!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Because Corran was going Outage on Raz apparently. 😉 😛
i needn't have known that 🙄

Originally posted by fever red
Right, well done Corran. Care to demonstrate?
OK, call round anytime, my door is always open. Well actually it's generally locked but if you knock I will always open it, well when I say always that's not strictly true as I would not open it if I was not in, but if I am in I would always open it - unless I was 'busy' with someone and did not want to interrupt what we were doing, but if I'm in and not busy I'll always answer................unless you look like a salesman, Jehovah's witness or an accountant - not that I am saying there is anything wrong with accountants it's just that hmmmm, OK yes maybe there is something wrong with them.

Originally posted by Candy x
Gopd corran...You spoilt my entire evening..when kmc was down i had to find other ways of amusement
But you enjoyed that much more, did you not 😉

btw - if you need new batteries Sainsbury's have an offer at the moment.

Originally posted by Corran
OK, call round anytime, my door is always open. Well actually it's generally locked but if you knock I will always open it, well when I say always that's not strictly true as I would not open it if I was not in, but if I am in I would always open it - unless I was 'busy' with someone and did not want to interrupt what we were doing, but if I'm in and not busy I'll always answer................unless you look like a salesman, Jehovah's witness or an accountant - not that I am saying there is anything wrong with accountants it's just that hmmmm, OK yes maybe there is something wrong with them.

Yes, those damn accountants- don't open your door to such sketchy charactors. I, on the other hand, am such a nice, quiet girl!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Because Corran was going Outage on Raz apparently. 😉 😛
You seemed to have mis-understood my description of an outage, I was not going outage on Raz - I was performing indecent, immoral sexual acts on him.

Originally posted by fever red
Yes, those damn accountants- don't open your door to such sketchy charactors. I, on the other hand, am such a nice, quiet girl!
Yes, I'm sure you are.