KMC Outage

Started by Corran7 pages

Originally posted by fever red
EDIT: for I am a gracile, demure angel and would never say such a thing!
Does it not burn your tongue to come out with such obvious untruths?

Re: KMC Outage

Originally posted by Corran
Were you affected by the KMC outage earlier?
yes i was and its all your fault . a spanking is in order here...whip2flirt1

Originally posted by Corran
Does it not burn your tongue to come out with such obvious untruths?

No...although I do get a bit hot, now that you mention it.

Re: Re: KMC Outage

Originally posted by shellie
yes i was and its all your fault . a spanking is in order here...whip2flirt1
As a reward?

Originally posted by fever red
No...although I do get a bit hot, now that you mention it.
Do you find that you cannot walk past a church without the walls starting to bleed?

Originally posted by Corran
Do you find that you cannot walk past a church without the walls starting to bleed?

Yes! Even more gratifying is the way the nuns and priests fall upon one another in a frenzy of...ahem, no, never. Of course not, for I am a spotless virgin in white with a wreath of edelweiss, followed by woodland critters and unicorns.

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Originally posted by Corran
As a reward?
😈 if pain is a reward....

Originally posted by fever red
Yes! Even more gratifying is the way the nuns and priests fall upon one another in a frenzy of...ahem, no, never. Of course not, for I am a spotless virgin in white with a wreath of edelweiss, followed by woodland critters and unicorns.
Yes of course you are, and damned to the depths of hell is anyone who believes otherwise.

You would know, darling!

Because I am Lucifer?

And my Daddy? When can I have a pony...

Catherine the Great got one!

Yeah, but think about it; she was not called Catherine the Great for nothing - what do you think she was Great at?

And anyhow - she went all out for the Horse not just a pony.

Oh, I see how it is...you favor your first-borns. Her and Cain; I suppose I'm nothing then. Come along "unicorns," we're pouting until Daddy gives us the world.

Originally posted by fever red
Oh, I see how it is...you favor your first-borns. Her and Cain; I suppose I'm nothing then. Come along "unicorns," we're pouting until Daddy gives us the world.
I won't lie to you, well I will but not of something as trivial as this - of course I favour my first-borns, especially when they are more devious than the word could ever give credence to them - whereas you my princess are more deviant that the word could ever do justice to you. Neither of the others ever rules the world - it is my belief that with your deviance and decedance you can infest society today and take them over from within, the world will be yours.

I do reserve the right to disown the others as and when you are able to prove yourself better then them.

OK, Master of Darkness, Prince of Lies- you win! I'm sowwy. No more tantwums. I don't have to apologize to all the 600+ elder spawn, do I?

D@mn! I caved too soon...ah, well, I have my woodland pals and my "unicorns." Tommorrow, the world. First, a consort...if not a horse, then WHAT?

Of course not, we would not want them knowing anything about this. The less I keep informed about these things, the more easily I am able to pit you all against each other when necessary for the greater bad of all.

The greater bad, that sounds good. *sits down by a limpid pool and plucks the heads from "flowers," tossing them in the shimmering waters*

Originally posted by fever red
OK, Master of Darkness, Prince of Lies- you win! I'm sowwy. No more tantwums. I don't have to apologize to all the 600+ elder spawn, do I?

D@mn! I caved too soon...ah, well, I have my woodland pals and my "unicorns." Tommorrow, the world. First, a consort...if not a horse, then WHAT?

Bulls are always good, they charge and kill first then ask questions later, you could always try to turn a minor God.

Exellent- a white bull...no, that's been done, too! Thebian b'itch even had a son by it! Waaah! What HAVEN'T my elder sisters done?

Let me think - a Moose!!