Ask Ou Be Low hoo...

Ruminate, wise one.

I have already admitted I'm an idiot, so I can venture the next guess without fear of recrimination...

Porter gives up the sticks as they are a veritable load upon his back and the cook walks off appeased. Yes-yes or no-no?

Nope.

Should I be paying greater attention to the language or is that merely a tricksy device to put me off of the greater simplicity of the riddle?

Yeah, it's a machination if I've ever seen one.

I noticed a couple of twingles in there, but I'm currently flummoxed...I shall return in 4 hours for another bash.

NOTE TO MODERATORS: I just used the word flummoxed and that is surely a first here at KMC, do I win a prize or something?

"Who is Spain?"

"Why is Hitler?"

"When is right?"

"Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?"

"How was trump at Munich?"
AND
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

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How do I shave around my knees with out getting knicks?

enema...The porter should pay a cent for a scent. Does this work?

Imperial_Tempura...

Spain is rare and precious.

Hitler is because.

Right is now.

He was skulking around the dirty back streets.

Trump was fine, but tramp found the place too expensive.

The Snowdens of yesteryear are now mere hills, as bigger and better mountains have usurped them.

I like and don't like your quixotic questions, they cultivate and don't cultivate a quenching of the thirst.

Morning_Glory...

Use an industrial strength lawn-mower fitted with releasable moisturiser.

Close, but no.

The twisted language and double-negatives have my head spinning and my goat choaking...So, my next postulation is that they both walk away.

Either that or the decide that the French are indeed ass-holes and then shoot themselves in the head.

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Or perhaps it is this...Being the fools that they both are - and being the fool that I undoubtably am - I declare that the sound of the porter's money should be a sufficient equivalent to the smoke of the cook's bird.

And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen...Another abstraction of genius from the fingers of Ou...

Who else in this fair city wish me to dispell more wisdom?

The sound one is the right answer. Nice job.

Got any more for me, you verbally diarrhetic mongoloid?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Thank you, yes....yes...no? Yeah, ok...Good...Nice...Super! YAY!

Eh, hello, people...I've heard some wonderful things said about me and I've heard some terrible things said about me...Both of them make me happy and both of them make me sad. It is life, this roller-coaster!

Anyway, from the beginning of time (and before that too...), people have asked questions and sought answers. In this world, people need to know things and people need to help them.

I ask you, you ask me. Here be the basis of this thread:

Ask me [B]any question you want. It can be about my wonderful-self...It can be about you...It can be in regards to your life...it can be in regards to the world at large...My debt to you is to answer your question in my most honest - yet delicate - fashion. I will leave no stone un-turned and no root un-pulled.

Ask away and we all may learn a little more... [/B]

Rather impressive ego you have there. 😉

Originally posted by Thael
Rather impressive ego you have there. 😉

Thanks. Do you have a question that needs answering?

Originally posted by Thael
Rather impressive ego you have there. 😉

Thael and dark1365...Thanks to both of you, but there's no need for jealousy...I'll let you in on a little secret...shhhhh...don't tell anyone...shhh...Feed your ego with Miracle Grow every night before you go to sleep...I don't wear pajamas, but if you do, take the Miracle Grow after you put them on...I don't know why, but it sounds reasonable...GOOD LUCK!

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unfortunately for mankind theres no form of weed killer for
egotism. Good luck with the "Miracle-Gro" thing you got going on there ( http://www.miraclegro.com/ )