Ask Ou Be Low hoo...

Originally posted by charmedFairy
what does your UN mean 😕

Are you talking about the United Nations? If you are, it's not mine...

Originally posted by enema
Joyce's Ulysses: What is the longest character name?

Literal to the point of the ridiculous...

'Molly Bloom sits awake in bed yes and remembers her youth in Gibraltar yes and her many sexual partners yes in one unbroken stream of consciousness yes and recalls the day she yes gave herself to Bloom while munching some heavily symbolic seed cake yes'...etc...

No, punctuation ^ ...So, could this be the 'longest character name'?

USER NAME 😛

penis?

Originally posted by charmedFairy
USER NAME 😛

My mistake! My User Name means that I am able to be recognised when I post...Everyone's got one! If they didn't then no-one would know who was posting!

SlipknoT
penis?

No, thanks...I've already got a rather healthy specimen of my own...

No, sir, that isn't it. When I read it it struck me as comical that this character's name took up two lines, so I remembered.

Aha...I am one of the lesser mortals who have yet to swallow the book whole...rather I have digested selected portions and have enjoyed these not insubstantial morsels, yet any time I attempt to finish the entire course, I suffer from indigestion...Tis my folly for being not quite the Gastronome I wish to be...

Something is igniting my senses though...I just can't quite get through to it yet...

do you drink pee pee?

I think being an obstinate lil' ****er helps.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Ask away and we all may learn a little more...

Originally posted by Machete_Guy
how do you pronounce your name? 😑

'Ou' is pronounced like the final sound of 'who' without the [h] sound...
'Be' is be is be is be.
'Low' is pronounced like the initial sound in 'loud' without the [d] sound...
'hoo' is the same as 'who' but spoken with less emphasis.

do you drink pee pee?

No you do not drink 'pee-pee'! 'Pee-pee' is the result of drinking, not a choice of beverage...although some people are fond of showering in it...

This thread is beyond hilarious. Absolutely fabulous!

😐

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This thread is beyond hilarious. Absolutely fabulous!

There's that sarcasm again! It's too much, ma'am...it's too much...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
There's that sarcasm again! It's too much, ma'am...it's too much...

Im not actually being sarcastic - I think you are hilarious, and your sarcasm works because its used intelligently.

Im not bullshitting. You take that in whatever way you like.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im not actually being sarcastic - I think you are hilarious, and your sarcasm works because its used intelligently.

Im not bullshitting. You take that in whatever way you like.

Here you go again...Raising the bar on what is sarcastically tolerable...think of the eye-balls! THINK OF THE LITTLE EYE-BALLS!

I NEVER EVER think of the eye-balls. Is that not clear by now?

Besides, i like to hear them pop! *pop*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I NEVER EVER think of the eye-balls. Is that not clear by now?

Besides, i like to hear them pop! *pop*

No, it is not 'clear', because your sarcasm has forfeited my ability to see. I now have vacuous chasms where my eye-balls once sat...they didn't even pop...simply deflated like tired, old fairground balloons...sad, really...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
No, it is not 'clear', because your sarcasm has forfeited my ability to see. I now have vacuous chasms where my eye-balls once sat...they didn't even pop...simply deflated like tired, old fairground balloons...sad, really...

You dont have to 'see' in order to be clear. However, i am dissapointed that your eye-balls did not pop, but only deflate - what a waste.

Ou Be Low hoo isn't funny.

actually he kind of is.