Bardock's Batcave

Started by Bardock42212 pages

I almost got 5000 post alread, I am pretty busy. Probably because I don'T have a life.
At least I got a Batcave, I am great.

*Sneaks in*

Hello Ms. Lover, did you think I wouldn't notice?

mwuhahahahahahahahahaha

OY people I am bored, I even appreciated EL to "visit" my cave

Oh Geez oh Geez he spotted me *Is hiding behind a pice of cardboard with a little peep hole*

*huh, where is she gone?*
*looks around*

I will use my super new, mega giga hyper tracking system to find her

*beep beep*

Ah there she is.
*come out villain*

*Jumps out and Kicks B42*
I'm taking this cave!

NO you ar not

*takes out his light saber*

All the other Bardocks do the same.

*Take out sai*

You sure about that?

*kill all the other Bardocks*

Yes, you forget I got Wolverine healing abilities, *Attacks Elektra Lover*

Hmm I think I kiced her ass.

Well then

Whoever messes with Bardock messes with me. (takes out lightsaber)

HA, I think you are done Elektra

*Comes out of know wear and chops off both their heads at the same times and then smothers them both so they sufficate*

The cave's mine now 😄

no, you can't do that! that's bardock's cave! cry my favourite one!

Haha that was our after images. It's sad you can't tell the difference...we dodged so fast that you thought that we were still standing there.

*Throws Sai and hits Arsenal in the face and watched him die*

That was you.

No, you thought you saw me but that was actually a giant replica of me. Your eyes decieved you because we're in low lighting. *activates lightsaber* my turn *charges at elektra lover*

Actually luckily I bought this wonderful new anti fighting system over there
*switches it on*
So no ione casn fight in my cave ever again, well till I stop the machine that is.
Now lets sit down And decide this fight with a nice game of chess

Hispatzi by the way

*Jumps over Arsenal, flips, then stabs him in the back*