Bardock's Batcave

Started by nutella-spatz212 pages

*hides in corner under blanket*

*waits for bardock to return*

*hopes arsenal will win this fight*

*has no doubts he and bardock will destroy elektra_lover 😈*

Oh dude you leave your cavew alone for 5 minutes and everybodis fighting in it when you come back. ❌
This world is sick

*pulls sai out of back* hmm I think Elektra has a different idea.

Don't fear Spatzi
Arsenal and I are gonna save you from her.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hispatzi by the way

yey, i'm recognized! 😄

heya!

*Brabs my two sai*
He's right I'm going to kill you both
*Grips sai and charges, then freezes in my tracks, unable to move*
WTF?

Here my Arsenal friend, do you want some Wolverine Stem cells, so you don't jhave to die?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't fear Spatzi
Arsenal and I are gonna save you from her.

😊 thankies
✅ i believe in your fighting skills! you two will deeeestroy her muahahah 😈

Nah, I don't need any superhuman healing factors. This wound is nothing. *glances at elektra then back at bardock* now, shall we?

Oh yeah take this *throws bardock a lightsaber*

Oh yeah this is the work of my new machine *laughs hysterically.*

Anyway *injects stem cells to Arsenal*

Bardock ( oh wait **** they are all dead)
well then, I will have to resurrect them later
anyway I decided to put a shrine for Duron Killer nexto to that of The Drunken Nazi-Girl since she also got my thread.

*Is able to move again. Runs over nutella-spatz and takes her hostage.*
Surrender the cave and she'll live!

Yeah we should Arsenal....
but first I need to deactivate the machine.

*Puts in code*

Ok lets fight to EWlektra Lovers death.

Noooo! Oh who cares kill her.

Hmm this is a hard one

*teleports nutella Spatz over to him*

I think you can kill your hostage now mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahah

*looks at nutella* um hi

*Attacks Elektra Lover*
*Knocks her out*
*Kicks her out*
"And never come back you cave thief"

Except you keep being that entertaining 😛

Releasing Control Art Restriction to Level 1

Wanna bet? I put a bomb on her! 😈
*Flips the switch and nutella-spatz is blown to pices, then runs out of this thread*