Bardock's Batcave

Bardocks! People think we are weird. I say they are and therefore we shall kill them all and drink there blood except for the hot female virgins over tzhe age of 16 that were born on the 28th of june while a tree was cutted down in front of the window of the room they were born

If you all agree just raise your hands

Yay *raises hand*

Oh yes so its five Bardocks for
and one against

Bardock42:"so well Bardock 24 could you please articulate why you are against it?"
Bardock 24:Yes it is because...
*bang*
*puts weapoin back to his holster
ok so now it is five for
no one against, great. Lets do it then.

*eats bardocks arm*

**** man I needed that one.
I will quote Poolhall Junkies
You B!tch you've ruined my life.

*runs away*

No problem folks I just recently bought this beautiful cloning-and-medical-attention-device I will just make a new arm

Ah thats much better

*runs back, eats new arm and steals cloning-and-medical-attention-device*

Calm doewn folks, luckily I just recently bought the stem cells of wolverine and deadpool I will inject them now.

'*injects them*

*Arm grows*

Ah yes way better.

*installs new Alarm*

*unplugs alarm, eats new arm, and steals all arm making apparatus possible for use by bardock*

Haha, I don't need them anymore, I am my own little Hospital now.
Pasteurize that *****

oh well i just ate enough human flesh for a few days, and stole enough for a partay!

No prob dude, just never ever post here again 😄

People keep telling me my room is cold, can you belive that.

At least my cave is war and fuzzy and what not.

**** I am bored

the next non-bardock poster will aquire guest status.

Except for Eggmayo

hi!

Hey how are you doing?

Ok Bardocks I was out of my moind, no one gets a guest status, well except you are a hot female of my species, and then only in exchange for sexual favors 😖hifty:

Hmm where are all the people that usually entertain me.

Neil Young is already playing, so where the **** are they? Not that they are allowed to post here, but still.