'Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool'...
Constipation is a terrible thing to suffer from. I have experienced this 'concrete-bowels' affliction only once, but it lasted 2 days and made me feel like a fit to burst watermelon. But...
It got me thinking...What do you do whilst taking a crap?
Personally, I'm a staunch believer in the 'read-while-you-poo' philosophy. It allows you to spend a decent amount of time on the throne, so you don't poop-shoot too quickly and bust a blood vessel. However, with pleasure there can come pain...A fellow believer and friend of mine, once recounted how he believes he got THE HEMORROIDS...apparently it was a case of straining too hard and too long whilst relieving his bowels...so be careful...
Another rather uncomfortable malady is diarrhoea...I've only had it baaaaaaaaaaaaaad the once, but I don't wish to experience it again...The culprit was some meat of indeterminate origin(I believe it was Jungle Pidegon...) served with lots of chilli in a banana leaf on the Indonesian isle of Gili Trawangan...the next day was not spent snorkeling and sun-bathing, but rather shitting and shitting and shitting and shitting...It also results in BIG headaches as a result of the dehydration it causes...
Anyway, enjoy the poll and discuss the way you shit...